#lae'zel if i try to back out now grab me and drag me away screaming

[gunpowdercarousel]

I'm sorry, game, why did you give me like SEVEN different opportunities to reject Karlach our first night together? How much consent can I give one woman? Lookit her giant, powerful arms. Even THOSE ARMS cannot hold all the fucking consent I am giving her. If my consent was a fucking rock the moon would have a new big brother, it is that fucking huge. Try to divide my consent by 2 SORRY YOU CAN'T. INFINITY CANNOT BE DIVIDED, BITCH.

I AM BOARDING THE KARLACH EXPRESS TO POUND TOWN POPULATION: ME NOBODY ELSE ABOARD GET OFF MY FUCKING TRAIN YOU PEASANTS SHE'S MINE.

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 memes #karlach #karlach bg3 #karlach my beloved #seriously you spend like HOURS trying to romance one of these dorks and then they give you every opportunity to back out #naw #NO #nuh uh #lae'zel if i try to back out now grab me and drag me away screaming #i am SO into that i promise you