#like 75% of people in the English translation of the entire bible have recognizable to us names including um. adam and eve

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Drunk uncle wait until you hear what they did to the bible before we could read it in modern english

#this is actually so stupid and ahistorical regardless of what you believe it's actually making me kind of mad #like 75% of people in the English translation of the entire bible have recognizable to us names including um. adam and eve #also the stories in the new testament are less than 2000 years old like they literally lived in Rome