#like I’ll either suffer or pray I remmeber I’m lactose intolerant and take meds

[whimsyprinx]

people with food allergies/intolerances have a very close relationship with hubris

#whimsy whispers #aka me #i routinely forget I’m lactose intolerant but even if I remember I’ll still have dairy knowing I don’t have meds on me #or in simply too lazy to take meds #‘I’ll be fine’ I am hardly ever fine #the other day I had a small plate of macaroni and it killed me I wanted to die #ppl with dietary restrictions make some noise #this is also directed at my friends who are lactose intolerant as well and my friends with gluten intolerance god help us #it’s tough out here for people who like eating things that they shouldn’t eat TwT #i hate it like my ex coworkers at dollar tree would run by McDonald’s or we’d do a group order and they wouldn’t let me buy a mocha frappe #LIKE I HAVE MEDS ON ME GIVE ME THE COFFEE OR ILL CRY AT MY REGISTER #do you want this? do y’all want me to cry over a coffee in the middle of this dollar tree cause I’ll do it? #and like y’all can’t stop me from buying one of the coffees we sell you’ll just be stopping me from having the coffee I really want #the audacity of people to try and stop me from having dairy #‘aren’t you lactose intolerant?’ what are you a cop? mind your fucking business #I’m so picky and it so happens that most the foods I like have freaking dairy #and there is vegan cheese but we bought some once and made pizza and it had the mostly off putting sticky texture and I’m so sad #i want to have dairy free cheese but not if it’s gonna have the most off putting texture ever #like I’ll either suffer or pray I remmeber I’m lactose intolerant and take meds #cause like again I genuinely forget and ppl like to ask how I forget #firstly I’m just that forgetful so jot that down and secondly I wasn’t always lactose intolerant #god saw me as a twleve year old and was like lol watch this and made it so I couldn’t enjoy dairy without suffering #same thing happened to my roommate recently so we suffer together #now we keep lactose meds on us at all times as do other ppl just in case #we also have some in the car just in case #i have six pills in my bag rn #it’s in my makeshift first aid kit 💖 #the meds are kicking in I must sleep if the universe will permit it