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thatkidwhodreams · 5 years

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The Lie

Chapter Two

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Chapter One

Warning: Nothing really just a few religious references

When you woke up in the morning Shawn had disappeared. You began to feel worried so you got up, did your usual routine and went downstairs. When you arrived to the kitchen you saw a little note which said: ‘Sorry babe, I had to leave for work early. See you later tonight. xx’ You let it slide. He’d make up for it later. You opened the cabinet and got out what you needed for breakfast, you weren’t a big fan of breakfast but you read that if you have breakfast it helps lose weight. Something along those lines, of course you weren’t actually reading the whole thing you just saw ‘lose weight’ and you took that offer.

You didn’t have the energy to make anything extravagant so you just settled with cereal and some toast. Putting the CEREAL FIRST BEFORE THE MILK. You ate then cleaned up.

You could say you lived with Shawn but you really only had the keys to his house so it was practically yours too. You called Sofia as you didn’t want to be alone. She came in a little drowsy and she looked temporarily malnourished.

“You got any food in this place?” She asked as she was clearly watching you eat your cereal and toast.

“Yeah we’ve got some cereal and toast if you want some.”

“Yeah, I’ll go get some cereal.” She said struggling to reach the cereal on top of the cabinet.

“You need any help there...shorty?!”

“Shut up.”

You laughed and helped her get to the cereal. You were much taller than Sofia was standing at 5’9 and ¾ with a 6’2 boyfriend it was really the perfect match. You were sure to have giant children someday.

She took it from you, set it aside and went straight to the fridge where she got the milk out. She poured the milk into the bowl and got the cereal in too. You were truly disgusted to say the least. THE CEREAL WAS FLOATING IN THE FUCKING MILK!

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!” You screamed which seemed to startle her a little.

“What do you mean? I’m just making my cereal.”

“WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THE MILK FIRST? LOOK HOW THE CEREAL BITS ARE FLOATING IN THE MILK, WHAT IS THIS?!” Your arms were flaffing about whilst you were surely going mentally crazy.

She rolled her eyes “It’s really not that big of a deal. It’s just cereal. Besides everyone knows that you put the milk first THEN the cereal.”

You were sure you were going to faint, something which you had never done in your life.

“JESUS CHRIST!” You ran upstairs to get the holy water that your mother had given you and you started spraying her with it.

“NOT” spray “IN” spray “MY” spray “HOUSE” and sprayed her again and she used her arms to shield herself.

“You know,” she said ducking whilst covering herself. “It’s not exactly your house.”

“I know, but I’m here most of the time, my stuff is here and we share the same bed at night ; as long as I have the keys I’m still going to consider it my house.”

“OKAY! OKAY! ENOUGH WATER I’M COMPLETELY WET!”

You laughed at that comment, your dirty mind coming into place.

“Good, allow Jesus Christ to enter your heart.”

She looked at you awkwardly and walked over to the sink. “Okaaaay. I’m just going to turn this out because I don’t want it anymore thanks to you.”

You gasped “Do you know how many malnourished people would love that bowl of cereal huh?! There are people starving in China!”

She looked at you “Oh I thought you were going to say someplace in Africa.”

“PEOPLE ARE STARVING IN CHINA TOO! In fact people are starving everywhere.” You said in a matter of factly way

“Wow. It’s not like the cereal is even wanted because I put the milk first.”

You blinked back in sudden realisation. “Oh yeah. No one wants that shit turn it away.”

After your little breakfast battle Sofia headed home to change and sleep some more after all, she did only come for you and you did end up spraying her with water but there was a perfectly good reason for that so you refuse to apologise. Now you’re home alone, just like you were when you woke up. You decided to go to your mother’s house for some more holy water because you were pretty sure it finished whilst you were fighting with Sofia and you’ll never know when you might need it to cast more sinful demons - the ones who put the milk in first away.

You called Shawn to let him know that you were going to your mother’s house.

“Okay, erm… what time will you be back?”

“A couple of hours after you finish from work, you know how my mother gets when she sees her daughter.”

“Yeah, yeah I get it. See you soon.”

“Bye.” You said bye to Shawn and ended the call. Shawn seemed a little stressed over the phone - but then again people become stressed when they reach the workplace and you sure would be annoyed if you had the best night of your life which then had to be ruined by work. Luckily you were on holiday so you’ve had most of the time to yourself. Sofia was too as you both worked in the same place.

Once you reached your mother’s place you knocked on the door and a quick “Hold on” came through. You waited a bit and when the door open your mother had a massive smile on her face.

“Oh my baby is back! Oh my, it’s like you’ve forgotten about me.” Your mom said in a dramatic way. You rolled your eyes.

“Mom, I saw you on Sunday when you forced me to come to your church and I spoke to you on Monday because you only called to ask me how the service went.”

“That was so long ago!”

Your mother was like a magnet whenever you were around but that was only because she still considered you as her little baby girl.

“Anyway, what brings you here?”

“Oh I just missed you.” She gave you that look - the one she gave when she knew you wanted something more.

“Oh really? Weren’t you just rolling your eyes and talking about how it wasn’t that long ago since we last saw each other? Why the sudden deprivation of me now?” She asked. She knew what you were up to but if she knew what you really wanted she would be delighted. You hadn’t used that holy water since she gave it to you in high school she would think that you had been frequently using it, unaware of the fact that you just so happened to use all of it on Sofia.

“Okay fine, I need more holy water.” She gasped.

“Oh my baby is finally using the things I give her! Come inside.”

Long story short you got what you needed after spending hours in the living room with your mother talking about your private life because she said you owed her, so you had to tell her what she wanted to hear (which obviously didn’t include the parts with Shawn *wink* *wink*). You were going to leave and she bribed you with food like the witch in Hansel and Gretel, so you stayed because food is literally life and you’d make up for it at the gym if you ever went. You and Sofia have planned to go but kept blowing it off to go and sleep after work, forgetting about your plans and then rescheduling it even though you knew you were never going to set foot it there.

When you arrived home Shawn was laid out on the couch asleep. You guessed that work tired him out, but he looked so adorable just laid there and you knew that someday this was going to be the norm. You went upstairs to change into your comfortable pyjamas and headed back downstairs where Shawn was surprisingly awakening from his slumber.

“Oh hey baby, I didn’t see you there.” You had some suspicions.

“Shawn, don’t you think it’s a little weird that I just came back and you woke as soon as I got changed.”

He yawned but you knew what he was playing at.

“Come here I missed you so much.”

You took five slow steps until you reached the edge of the sofa where he was laying. He then reached an arm out towards you and before you knew it, both arms were wrapped around your waist as he started to tickle you. You screamed in shock and excitement and you fell right on top of him. He let out a short “oof” but still carries on. This went on for about five minutes until his phone rang.

“Sorry babe, I’ve got to take this.” Of course you didn’t mind that much as you were still recovering from the stimulation of your nerve endings. It was all good until Shawn got a tad bit angry over the phone.

“What do you want from me now?” His face looked strained and you assumed it was work because it always was.

“Ugh why?....okay….yeah…..okay, fine I’ll be there soon.”

Just by overhearing the conversation that was just had you knew that he was going to leave you soon.

“I’m sorry babe I’ve got to go.”

“Right now? But it’s so late. It’s 10pm!”

“I know honey, and I’m sorry but I’ve really got to go.”

“Is it work?”

“Ehh… yeah, yeah it’s work - look I’ve got to go.” He said as he kissed your cheeks nose then lips. You giggled a little but it still couldn’t hide the fact that you were a little upset still. You hardly got time with him today. He grabbed his coat and keys and headed out. You heard the car start and he drove off. You were alone.

You don’t remember what you did to pass time but you headed straight to bed and died for the night. You heard the door open which woke you up but you were still tired and you knew it was Shawn. You kept your eyes closed and you heard footsteps get louder and louder until your room door opened. You didn't know why you said it to be your room as you didn’t officially live with Shawn. You had your own place which you shared with another guy called Cayden but he went by Cade. Of course Shawn was obviously jealous at the fact that you shared an apartment with him so he got you a key cut of his original key so you could spend more time with Shawn and not Cade. You still go to your own house but Shawn’s felt a little more like home. Plus, Cade was gay and if anyone should be jealous it should be you seeing as Cade had a few pictures of Shawn and would wolf whistle at any chance he got to see Shawn in pixelated form or in the flesh. Cade also had a lot of guys over at times and there were noises in your head that you were certain you could never unhear, the trauma and spending nights curled up in your bed and humming to block out the noises like a child who had witnessed Pennywise at night.

The door shut and Shawn assumed you were sleeping. You opened one eye a little to peek at his little strip show, you couldn’t deny it was hot and it was even better as it was not intentional. You felt the bed dip as he crawled into it, he kissed your cheek and whispered a mere

“goodnight princess. I think I’m fucked.”

A/N: Just so you guys know the gif at the top is THE CORRECT way to eat cereal. If you do it in any other way...Please get out. 😂 I’m kidding but I hoped you guys liked it and feedback is always appreciated I don’t bite❤️.

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