#like Orion Wentz. then my initials will be OW

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me yesterday to 2 of my coworkers: is Boxcar too weird for a last name?

both of them in unison: yes

#i was like aw :( u dont like boxcar? you dont have a friend whos name is boxcar? their hair was blue and now its green?? #still havent come up with a 3rd name so i cant legally change it akdbkash. i originally conceived of Spencer as being my middle name #but ive just been saying orion spencer so long that it could def be my last name. but then i need a new middle name #is it less weird if boxcar is my middle name #because my other ideas are just like me stealing the last name of a band member or something #like Orion Wentz. then my initials will be OW