#like cohlune (who is a king) goes not even remotely in disguise into the woods next to a weird cave meets the most autistic guy (shalvas)

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im so serious that more rpgs need to just have a game full of offputting weirdos with their own individual diseases. it makes it SO fun

#twist rambles #sorry like. cohlune every disease haver its kind of insane to me. #♟ #<- due to that being what i made the post about. #like cohlune (who is a king) goes not even remotely in disguise into the woods next to a weird cave meets the most autistic guy (shalvas) #and hes like wow ok cool. im gonna chastise you for ignoring my question and be gone after ur done fighting. but i think of u VERY highly. #shalvas does NTO realize hes a king. so is jsut like huh ok whatever. and then u do another mission in his kingdom and he has a soldier #fetch shalvas and bring him into talk. and cohlune is like hiii i think ur sooo cool and talented i spent over 1000g just to see you work. #and shalvas is over there like. oh. you have an important position in this kingdom (he cannot pick up any social cues to save his life. eve #tho his coworker was talking abt who cohlune was after the first mission in EARSHOT of shalvas). and cohlune just like brushes it off by #joking and keeps praising shalvas like crazy. also important to note that cohlune has a habit of faking falling asleep mid convo except we #are never really made clear IF its faking. but he can still hear shalvas and it makes shalvas so fucking confused when he pulls this shit. #hes literally such a fascinating guy to me.