#like lex is like ahaha love Ethan that loser

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see in terms of hatchetfield str8 ships we all know that the dynamic apparently, legally, has to be a magical, powerful, effervescent woman/Just Some Guy-- but a very important aspect of that dynamic is the magical, powerful, effervescent woman in convinced that their Just Some Guy hung the moon and stars in the sky and would kill anyone who insinuated otherwise

EXCEPT (this is so incredibly important) for paul and emma

like does emma love paul? obviously yes! but also she knows he is Just Some Guy, Just A Dude, a wet paper towel of a man-- this is a large part of the appeal

#I mean just some guy SO SO SO fondly this is a very important distinction I love these Guys #like lautski and halloweane are the best example of the former #by the end of npmd steph WILL square up to ANYONE who doesn't think Pete is the best most specialest little guy #and likeeee ms Holloway IS correct about Duke being the best most perfect guy but also He's Just A Dude and she will NEVER comprehend that #but Emma? Emma is like “this is my wet cardboard boyfriend” #“I love him deeply he is Nothing though” #“his sum total for positive impact on the world in his lifetime is actually mathematically negligible and that TURNS ME ON” #paulkins #emma perkins #paul matthews #lautski #halloweane #also the guys all see their respective gfs the same way but they're all obviously correct about that #this is also about lex and Ethan but lex is convinced thats not the case #like lex is like ahaha love Ethan that loser #and then someone says 'yeah he's Such a loser' and she summons her black and white powers to destroy them