#like ripping off that protection like dufresnes shirt in theshawshank redemption and shooting blanks like theres no tomorrow

[myownprivatcidaho]

ok these tags are atrocious but im sleep.deprived so dont mind me

#? hes been liking tweets in support of vasectomies which like yk lots of ppl have and one of them generally said that #its generally responsible to do ur part and get a vasectomy if youre sexually active #and he liked that and so initially i thougjt 'hah he might get a vasectomy and its funny cuz penis' #but he rtd sth in support of them and it hit like. oh SHIT #not that im saying he should or shouldnt . ud just jave to see him #objectively funny hed acknowledge and act on the fact he can sire offspring when he doesnt even have facial hair #if he does and goes fully committal hes gonna absolutely revel in rawdogging #like ripping off that protection like dufresnes shirt in theshawshank redemption and shooting blanks like theres no tomorrow #anyways good for him if thats the case ive heard nutting in pussy feels amazing. wish i knew the feeling :/. #god my brains deep fried i did two weeks of grueling childcare and had to take a covid test today. #i claim no responsibility for these words and frankly it is your fault for reading them #that one crush situation lol