#like this bitch bastard had ron who was a great fucking kid and treated him like shit

[reginaofdoctorwho]

one of the funniest goddamn parts of the new episode was willy trying to assert dominance over a what, 14yo? by pulling a "i'm fucking your mom" line only for taylor to be like "i'm glad my mom's happy with you! when are u gonna pop the question? you better not be wasting her time, potential step-dad" and willy being so fucking thrown off he's just like "um. okay."

#taylor saying the ''what's ur favorite thing about her :) '' like a teen girl kicking her heels while on the phone #''listen here you motherfucker! literally! that woman is an angel! if you're yanking her chain... i will find you. and i will kill you!'' #''yeah. i'll think about marrying your mom and becoming your dad.'' #like this bitch bastard had ron who was a great fucking kid and treated him like shit #i hope taylor treats willy like shit #i hope the whole close-foster-swift-likely-actually family #including hermie #beats the fuck out of willy #dndads #willy stampler