#like yes elvis in the 70s was top tier vampire

[headfullofpresley]

do you know about elvis being a vampire in what we do in the shadows? https://elvismentions.tumblr.com/post/698118959710470144/vampire-elvis-in-what-we-do-in-the-shadows-s02ep07

ain't that the truth, elvis. 😌

hahaha yessss i've seen this pop up! i haven't watched the show though, but i love vampyyyy el. elvis in the 70s was a good vampire era with his outfits and all

BUT

elvis in the 50s being surrounded by fangirls left and right where ever he goes, making it so much easier for him to have a lil bite and getting comfortable with his immortality and vampirism but also getting a lil smug with it, but then i also see him sneaking into hospitals to feed people (esp children) his blood so they'll get better. and and and during interviews when reporters ask him stupid questions he'll give like little hints of him not being human, but they're so obvious that it makes people laugh because vampires are just a silly little fairytale, right?

"how much sleep do you get at night, elvis?"

"sleep? i don't sleep at all, i'm like some kind of vampire- got energy for days"

would show his fangs and shift his face into its vampiric state on stage for like a second, but long enough to make people at the front row be like "omg????"

pls. i need him, ur honor.

pretty pretty vampy baby. 🥰

#tam.answers #tam.txt #i think about this way more often than i should #like yes elvis in the 70s was top tier vampire #but he's... advanced by then you know? #he knows what he can and cannot do (though he'll do whatever he wants bc he doesnt give a fuuuck) #while baby vampy messes up now and then and gets himself in trouble but he only means well 🥺 #boy's gotta eat right???? #sometimes the girlies survive sometimes they do *not* #anyways-vampire!elvis my beloved!! #joons #elvis #elvis presley #vampire!elvis