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#like yes this is me I have a crest thats half of my worth
culled-darlings · 2 years
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this is the first piece of writing I ever made for a dearly beloved story. Lordakai is lying in this scene, he had never once layed with Toi'uhla and would never force himself on anyone.
The pirate captain laughed deep and hearty as the duke made his offer. He crossed his arms over his broad barrel chest and turned away from where he had been messing with the tchotskies on the duke's shelves.
"I know your type arnt the most paternal, but is that really all your son is worth to you? For that much I might as well keep him!" he took a swig from his flask as he looked down his nose at the prim and proper noble scowling at him.
Lorinuses tended to be so soft and lean looking, with mousy ears, pointed little triangle noses, and big round eyes, but the duke was aged and fat with the soft lavender of his skin having turned a deathly grey from his worrying. His feathers were puffed up and in such a disarray that Lordakai was tempted to ruffle them even more.
"Captain Lordakai, He's worth everything to us-" the duke tried to sound all put together but his fear tinted his voice all the same,
"Hm-Hm, Listen I'll be kind and break it down for you," Lordakai takes the seat that he had been offered upon arrival in the dukes office and grabs a pen and the most important looking piece of paper on the desk. With a flourish he begins scrawling out the math in scratchy and jagged numbers.
"You offered me three-thousand gold Loricas, but you see in my home port the little whore house I like to visit only takes our Vuns, so I'd have to convert all of those loricas into vuns somehow. Lets say I get lucky and whoever makes the conversion only charges me five hundred vuns, meaning that I go home with…" he pauses to do the math, "Right about two thousand seven hundred vuns,"
"Thats a-" the duke tries to speak only for the captain to cut him off mid sentence,
"A small fortune, yes. But, that whore house, my favorite skank at it charges me 35 vuns every time I want to lay with him, and let me tell you this Duke, he's worth every cent of what he charges," he chuckles,
"Anyways, you are offering me barely enough to get seventy seven nights with him! Why I bet his lordship would survive a full four or five years on my ship and in my bed. That's sixteen Hundred nights of plowing a sweet ass that I can even take with me on all my voyages. Hell, I might even share him with my crew to get even more worth out of him,"
"Don't you dare lay your filthy mits on him!" the duke jumped to his feet, his crest puffing up as his skin flushed bright with rage, "I'll have you hung-"
"I'm already hung," Captain Lordakai snickered at the father's outrage, "I'll give you this as my final deal, Fifty Thousand vuns. It's even a bit of a family discount since I'm sure I'm going to be returning your lad heavy with my cubs,"
"How much extra to keep you from disgracing him," the duke spat,
"Oh, I've already disgraced him plenty, had him begging for me to knot his little cunt again right before I came to visit you and everything," He leans forward in his seat, his sharp fangs glinting as he smiled, "That's how I know exactly how much your son is worth and I'm an honest man Duke so I'll tell you this; Theres no price you could offer me to stop me from taking another ride on that ass, and unless you give me that 50k right now I'm going to go back to my ship and keep on breeding that boy until I have my money," he shrugs his broad shoulders like they're discussing the weather and not the defilement of the duke's only child, "He's too pretty not to. Especially considering that I won't get to play with him again after this mess is concluded. So, I have to make every moment count, you know how it is,"
The duke scowls as he drops down into his seat with his head in his hands, "I can pay, but getting that many vuns together- it'll take over a month and a half! I can have 50 thousand loricas on your ship, far more value than the same number of vuns, within the week, please, just let me pay you in loricas so he can come home,"
"You really love your son don't you?" Captain Lordakai cocked his head, a thoughtful look on his tanned and grizzled face as he stroked his scraggly beard,
"Yes, he's my life, please, I'll do anything to get him home safe,"
Lordakai leaned back in his seat, and with a tone that almost made his rough voice sound soft he asked,"Think you can answer this final question truthfully?"
"Of course," The duke sighed, hoping that he'd managed to crack into the bear-like pirate's soft spot,
"Think you'll love the grandkids he and I give you that much?" Lordakai tried to sound genuine but cracked into a cackling laughter as he stood from his seat. "See you in six weeks your Duke-ness, I expect you to have my 50k vuns and his room ready for us,"
He stopped in the door way to look back at the dismayed duke, "Oh, and do remember, If you try to cheat me, or get anyone else involved in this. Well, I'll fuck your boy full and then hand him off to my crew to let them do whatever they please with him. Then when they're done and your boy is barely anything more than a sweet little toy, I'll cut off his head and drop his body on your door step. Just to spite you,"
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