#literally the only way a walrus is getting to my landlocked state and my third floor apartment is via magic.

[gatorinator]

Here’s my thought: a fairy on your doorstep is asking you to believe in magic. BUT. So is a walrus on your doorstep. And out of a fairy and a walrus, I’m much more inclined to believe a fairy has magic.

#al speaks #what are we calling this? #walrus vs fairy #literally the only way a walrus is getting to my landlocked state and my third floor apartment is via magic. #so now your asking me to believe walruses have magic. and that would be more surprising to me