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hope no one minds if i liveblog this bitch: random episodes of svu edition<3

choosing to watch this show while i’m alone and sitting in the far was truly one of my more dumber decisions

“the show isn’t real it can’t hurt you”

the show:

scavenger really is that bitch

not me having to watch this ep on hulu bc the site i usually watch stuff on is freezing :/

baby eo!!!

the old squad 🥺

gahhh i forgot how good this episode is

if the show could bring back eps like this maybe then i’d consider watching future seasons

WONG MY BELOVED<3

we deserved the scene of fin & munch at the funhouse

jeannette :(

he’s so creepy

i’m calling it. he has mommy issues

“ i know every trick in the book. i’ve written 27 of them” “i know i saw your rejection letters” 😭

i should read the room but el saying “baby” is doing things to me sorry not really

pls the way elliot bitch slapped humphrey 😭

skfjfjfjs they locked his ass in a darkened closet

that episode is def still my #1

alright time for twenty-five acts aka the first ep that includes the shows best prosecutor rafael barba

the whiplash i just experienced going from elliot to amaro

one of the bad things ab this episode is that i hate rollins. i’m still pissed that they spent most of s19 developing her as a character just to revert her back to her old ways in one (1) episode

classic amanda, scaring someone into a rape kit. if i was liv i would have fired her ass a long time ago

THE LOVE OF MY LIIIIIFEEEE

“you may not like me when we’re done” “i don’t like you now” lmfao

had no idea rita calhoun was in this ep

woah what if the professor is her ghost writer?

called it

oh my gosh is this the belt scene????

rafael barba, one of the baddest bitches on this show

that ep was so so good

alright ballerina is up next

oh my gosh stuckey is in this one

can’t believe i’m just now realizing that stuckey is mickey from shameless 🤦🏼‍♀️

i don’t know how they didn’t realize in that first episode that stuckey was a hyperactive spaz who was a little too coo-coo for coco puffs

not tutus and tongue jobs??? 😭

matthew lillard looks so different here omf

not her sleeping with her "nephew"????? I-

that entire confession scene had me holding my breath

that episode was insane. i feel so bad for chet, it’s obvious that birdie groomed him from day one

i watched the lost traveler next but was too engrossed to liveblog

now i’m watching parasites

i have a feeling this woman killed her sister and took over her life

knew it. well at least the took over her life part. no idea if she actually killed her but considering…

“we should talk to the husband” “you mean the brother in law?” lmao

okay then having a little sister was not expected

that ep was good but so sad

alternate is next. this ep is crazy

all it took was one wink from stabler and she’s in love

“call me if you change one of your minds” pls

olivia’s “wtf” face while stabler is lowkey flirting with the suspect is sending me

april’s mother??????

if i was kathy i would’ve left stabler’s ass years ago. getting threatened with a knife isn’t worth it when he’s in love with his partner

“she’s kinda fat” she’s literally pregnant 😭

this should teach stabler to not flirt with suspects

“DA flops, killer flops” lmfaooo

SHE WAS FAKING IT?????

i can’t believe her and her sister planned it all

savant is next

what an opener

katie is adorable

“it’s so hard for gay couples to adopt” LAKE PUTTING HIS HAND ON FIN’S THIGH IM CRYING

ooh the fbi

SHE WAS PREGNANT?????

lmao maybe that woman’s husband was the father. he seemed super sketchy at the hospital

I KNEW HE WAS THE FATHER

HIS FREAKING SON????

this episode has me on an emotional roller coaster

i have a feeling that the plot twists aren’t over

damn she told them about mr kim

this hospital scene is heartbreaking

this is an absolute banger of a season. probably one of my favorites after s19.

i know i said i would be reacting to random episodes but i’m gonna watch s9 straight through

avatar is next. if it’s the one i’m thinking it is, it’s crazy

so…he’s gonna condemn svu and then plead for people to call their hotline with any information regarding his kid? kinda…biting the hand that feeds him, don’t you think?

so this isn’t the episode i thought it was but it’s interesting nonetheless

this ep is so creepy

woah lauren could be rachel’s twin

omg she’s alive

i’m sorry did she just say she’s waited 25 years????

not him calling he old

“you’re sick” where was that energy when they told her that he killed rachel???

“she didn’t love me” “i loved you” “too late” im-

“she’s never grow up in a computer” i have chills

that episode was hella creepy

impulsive is next

i cant watch this ep it’s gonna taint melissa for me

ok i skipped ahead to harm

they just completely dropped the first storyline for that second one. don’t know why since his death had nothing to do with svu

now i’m watching svengali

oh my gosh poor woman

nothing like a portrait drawn in blood

“women with no breasts and no arms are attractive?” “aren’t they?” skdjfjfksk sir that was not a statement

A BOMB

why is he targeting liv?

her wounds being self inflicted would explain why everything was intact

“i brought you this far, please give me a peek” wtf

well damn

“you made a deal” “and it was a masterpiece” lmao

that episode was one of my favorites

blinded is up next. i vaguely remember it

“i’m not some senile old bitch” pls

i know the ep is gonna be good when it opens chaotically

this ep is wild

casey got exactly what she wanted

ooh mccoy is pissed

what did she think was going to happen?

he tried to kill himself? *pretends to be shocked*

that ep was so good and so conflicting

okay fight is next

“what’s that?” “her lips” *laughs nervously* wtf?

lmao not lake being a fighter

“your new nickname would be tiny” bye

oh shit he killed him

“you know you guys lost the war?” i love fin

“the brothers? got a lot of balls saying that to my face” “no, they’re real brothers” lmfaooooo

“damn, white, black, i’m getting it from all sides today” “i got called a mexican” “is that a bad thing?” 😭

“you’re a gang-banging picasso?” pls

death by garbage truck. that’s…new.

“i swear i didn’t see him smoking crack” 😭💀

we know damn well that gun isn’t lost. i love it.

she’s dead. oh. my gosh.

i love detective lake so much

that episode was suspenseful but so sad

oooh paternity is next

tommy and el 🥺

did he just say the nanny?

those aren’t sounds of displeasure, liv 😭

well.

besides liv and kathy’s crash, there’s a lot i can’t remember

ohhh right he’s not biologically his

liv and el: *fighting over whether jake should know he’s not tommy’s father* jake: *finds out anyway*

i am once again thinking about the wheatley is eli’s biological father theory

tag yourself i’m kathy sleeping peacefully while elliott is questioning if he’s the father of their unborn baby

this ep is about to get so good

every time i watch this ep it leaves me holding my breath even though i know exactly how it ends

this has nothing to do with the show but those aha sparkling water commercials are annoying as hell i hate hulu so much

can we talk about the way that hug between olivia and elliott in the hospital said so much?

that episode was just as good as it always is

snitch is next

lmfaooo liv’s face while el and that woman are talking ab her no longer hearing from him cos he’s back together with kathy

not method man being in this ep

okay sister wives

this ep is boring me so i’m skipping it

okay i think i’m gonna pause s9 and go back to random eps for now

desperate is such a sad episode i feel so bad for everyone involved

poor tommy he’s so scared of his dad

“he had everything i couldn’t give him” except safety

sir you’re literally the maniac who murdered jill

when kim says that dan scares her and tommy says he scares him too 💔

that episode was great but so sad. as all of them are.

missing pieces is next

man these parents had me convinced in the first half i’m not gonna lie

the baby was so adorable :(

amaro is looking at this woman like “how can you sleep when you’ve killed your baby?”

this episode gets me every time it’s so heart wrenching

that episode was more brutal than i remembered

manhattan vigil is next

the hector rodriguez case wasn’t an actual episode, was it?

not him dating the waitress who used to be the kids babysitter lmao great guy

i feel horribly for hector’s mom

“i’m still waiting here, waiting for you to come home” they got me crying with this song

that episode was great

holden’s manifesto is next

oh he’s a classic “nice guy” isn’t he?

he’s so creepy ew

there he goes calling himself a nice guy™️

poor baby noah :(

i forgot how much i dislike dodds

this dude acted his ass off

“please tell me they both have their vests on” “won’t stop a head shot” fin that is not at all what she needed to hear lmao

about to watch all the eps with yates & rudnick i am not at all prepared to be creeped out but they’re some of my favorite episodes so…

oh erin i miss her so much

the way he literally had nadia in his backseat

i just wanna know why chicago pd gave nadia character development when they were just going to kill her off. like what was the reason?

i forgot he had a fiancée

after lewis, i think yates is the only other character that genuinely scares the shit out of me

alright this is long as hell so i’m gonna start a new post. if you read this entire thing i love u

#svu #law & order: svu

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