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[sophosthewisebunny]

Me pitching Umineko on discord like

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[goldenbutterf-lyta]

Y’all ever think about how none of this would have happened if anyone in the Ushiromiya family took the feelings of children seriously?

Sayo was failed by everyone around her in every respect, but let’s talk specifically about how Genji and Kumasawa effectively aided in the destruction of her life by putting Kinzo’s feelings above the very notion that she may have her own.

Everyone talks about Battler’s leaving the family as his “fight with Rudolf”. What about the part where a preteen boy lost his mother and the person who should have been grieving right alongside him went and got remarried right away to his mistress? Why is Natsuhi the only person who ever considers what Battler must be feeling?

And don’t even get me started on how everyone treats Maria. If anyone ever paid attention to Maria do you think she’d be an accomplice to mass murder-suicide? No, but she’s just ~weird~ and we should all let Rosa slap some sense into her, right?

Like. Fuck. Kids have feelings too. Sorry they’re not pieces on a game board

#umineko #lyta liveblogs umineko #filled with lots of righteous indignation on behalf of these fictional children

[goldenbutterf-lyta]

Haven’t been this confused by a tea party since the first one. What’re we doing with my babies I don’t trust this

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[sophosthewisebunny]

Back to your regularly scheduled Umineko programming! Natsuhi my love please seek help. Talking to your dead father in law is not healthy ❤️

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[sophosthewisebunny]

Umineko Episode 5 Chapter 14 or, Welcome to Court: We have PowerPoint slides

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[goldenbutterf-lyta]

This would be precious even if it weren’t a story Battler was telling specifically for Ange but seeing as it is the fact that Battler is making himself the butt of the joke for his baby sister is so cute

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[goldenbutterf-lyta]

I’m unwell and I’m gonna come back to this and talk about it when my emotions have words

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[sophosthewisebunny]

Like five seconds into the ??? for episode 5 and already sobbing, we’re doing great

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[sophosthewisebunny]

Drunk Beato may be the best thing that’s ever happened to me

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[goldenbutterf-lyta]

PIRATE HAT ERIKA

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[sophosthewisebunny]

I’ve been saying it for four episodes Krauss

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[sophosthewisebunny]

Found this photo of Erika

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[sophosthewisebunny]

Umineko theory dump, as of mid episode 2, ranked from how positive I am in them to I Don’t Fucking Know Man I’m Trying

There’s a secret Ushiromiya who’s descended from the real (original???) Beatrice

The Beatrice Kinzo was in love with was an Italian spy and her insider knowledge is how he got rich

Kinzo has been dead for years and the first scene of the game is actually him making the decision to put up the portrait + epitaph before his death two years ago (have we seen anyone who’s not Krauss, Natsuhi, or staff interact with him??? No! No we have not! He literally vanishes when it seems like Eva will get to see him?? COME ON HES ALREADY DEAD)

Shannon is the secret Ushiromiya

Kanon is the secret Ushiromiya

Genji and Nanjo are in on everything and lying all the time because whatever the truth is would make their dead bestie Kinzo look bad

Beatrice (present day) is Literally Magic, but was spawned from enough people Really Believing In Her, possibly when Shannon has that Moment™️ in front of the portrait that we see in early episode 2

Shannon is Beatrice

Beatrice is literally magic and there’s nothing more to it ❤️

Okay but whoever this Beatrice is and whoever Kinzo is always on about they’re not the same person (I’m more sure of this than the previous Beatrice theories I just need to get it out there)

The killings were conducted by multiple people

The smell of Kinzo’s absinthe drove everyone to murder

The epitaph isn’t about the murders or the gold. What’s it about? How the fuck should I know im only on episode 2 and the characters keep ignoring it 😭

In one universe Natsuhi is gonna snap and kill Eva. This isn’t a theory I’m manifesting

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[goldenbutterf-lyta]

Lmao Hachijo. “You don’t get to keep going until you give me theories ❤️”

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[sophosthewisebunny]

That’s because he’s been dead for almost as long as you’ve worked here 😭

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[goldenbutterf-lyta]

With every passing moment this episode makes less and less sense to me and I’m literally on chapter 1

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