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a guide to my muses!

i’ll basically be summarizing my muses’ general personality and then adding important info like age, sexuality, gender identity, etc. this is so people who don’t know a lot of my muses can get a general idea for each muse as well as learn whether or not a certain muse is compatible for platonic or romantic ships! i highly encourage people to reach out to me if there’s any specific muse that catches your interest!

twain: dumbass sniper with a heart of gold, loves adventure and all things fun. 22, very bi, male (he/him).

tetcho: stoic swordsman with no social skills and a thing for justice. 29, demiromantic asexual (preference for men), male (he/him).

margaret: kickass woman who will criticize your fashion sense with no holds barred. 20, bi, female (she/her).

gogol: violent idiot clown with constant mood swings and neverending bloodlust who likes guessing games. 28, gay, male (he/him but will accept they/them)

natsume: cat who is actually a man. 65, demiromantic ace (with no desire for romance, he just wants to be a cat), male (he/him).

ranpo: genius detective, very childish and will call you stupid. 26, gay, male (he/him).

mushitaro: very dramatic and demanding but honestly is not a bad guy. 26, bi, male (he/him).

ayatsuji: another genius detective but less childish and more of a doll collecting asshole. 28, demi, male (he/him).

kajii: mad scientist/bomber who really really likes lemons. 28, demi, male (he/him).

lovecraft: ocean man take me by the hand lead me to the land. 29(????), ????, ???? (????)

katai: recluse hacker who basically lives in his futon. 23, bi, male (he/him).

shibusawa: awful. 34, bi, agender (he/she/they).

topaz: traumatized child who needs to be saved from the port mafia. 15, aroace, male (he/him).

agatha: sophisticated woman who will offer you everything you want so she can use you easier. 30, bi (but good fucking luck), female (she/her).

gide: trash man with PTSD who is apparently not afraid to kill children, i hate him. 32, gay (but why would you want that), male (he/him).

lucy: tsundere to the maximum with a tragic backstory, basically tsun annie. 19, biromantic demisexual, female (she/her).

ochi: commander of the hunting dogs and just as excitable as an actual dog. 45, bi, male (he/him).

dogra magra: if you’re not q you might as well just die. 13-15, aroace, female (she/her)

akutagawa: very homicidal, once compared someone’s face to a broad bean, only eats to satisfy hunger. edgy. 20, demiromantic ace, male (he/him)

yuzu: a small girl in a gang. probably has a knife. 13, bi (i cannot stress enough that i will not ship her with anyone older than 15), female (she/her).

steinbeck: communist grape man who desires to kill the wealthy. 21, gay (closeted), male (he/him).

poe: goth author with a pet raccoon and a flair for the dramatic. 28, gay, male (he/him).

genji: cyborg ninja who was a playboy, then he was edgy, and now he is not as edgy. 35, bi, male (he/him).

tracer: mate it’s hard to explain mate it’s just like one day you’ll just be wif your mates having a look in jd and you might fancy curry club at the ‘Spoons but your lad Calum who’s an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like ‘brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead.” and you’ll think “Top. Let’s smash it.”. 26, lesbian, female (she/her).

widowmaker: minimal feelings, will snipe you with no remorse. 33, aroace (was bi pre-conditioning), female (she/her).

ashe: rebel cowgirl who is very rich and full of spite. 39, lesbian, female (she/her).

momiji: WINE AUNT. 23, bi, female (she/her).

gentle: youtube criminal who just wants attention and to be remembered, has a heart of gold. 32, bi, male (he/him).

pixie bob: cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats!!! 31, bi, female (she/her).

manga: comic boy, a good boy, a good hearted good boy. 15, bi/ace, male (he/him).

roland: church man who wants to share the lord’s love with every vampire. is definitely a vampire fucker. 24, gay, male (he/him).

all of love: perfect and good servamp who loves everyone and adopts abused or abandoned children so he can give them a good life, so very good and deserving of love. appears 27, bi, genderfluid (he/she/they).

the mother: has resting bitch face but loves jokes and is generally very confused. appears 23, bi, female (she/her).

tsurugi: will do anything for money, can talk to crows, very sad but very memey. 26, gay (but will go on dates with girls for money), male (he/him).

belkia: STABBY. appears 25, gay, male (he/him).

ray: very very extremely in love with gil. appears 24, gay (but will ONLY be shipped with gil), male (he/him).

tetsu: stupid but well meaning. 14, gay, male (he/him).

gear: a sad man who lives in a sick church basement with his bitter thoughts. appears 19, bi, male (he/him).

niccolo: very frightened mafia boss. easily startled. 31, bi/ace, male (he/him).

iori: to quote himself he is single and living with 2 hamsters. 36, bi, male (he/him).

minami: fanboy who just wants to have a fun time skating. 17, bi, male (he/him).

seung-gil: he seems like he’s being rude but he is actually just kind of socially stupid. 20, gay, male (he/him).

shiroe: epic gamer moment! 23, gay, male (he/him).

maryelle: she’s like mom but disaster mom. 28, bi, female (she/her).

tatara: reclusive swordsmith who likes being cool and making swords. 25, lesbian, female (she/her).

dinkuron: a SWEET BOY who loves to travel and is picky about his friends. 21, bi, male (he/him).

rieze: tries her best to be prim and proper but secretly likes to mess with people. 26, bi, female (she/her).

KR: filthy rich idiot boy fluent in 4 languages and also a massive kamen rider fan. 29, bi, male (he/him).

souji: sword BOOOOOOOY! he’s very spicy when he gets angry. 29, bi/ace, male (he/him).

kinjo: not very good with expressions and is the epitome of neutral good. ignore that i have him as true neutral in his bio. ???, demi/ace, male (he/him).

alibaba: chaotic good boy who just wants the world to be a nice place. 19-22, bi, male (he/him).

koumei: very tired let him sleep. 27-30, demi/ace, male (he/him).

lan wangji: mm. estimated around 34 or older, gay (but will only ever be attracted to wwx), male (he/him).

jin zixuan: kind of entitled rich boy, well-meaning asshole who is only mean because he is very socially inept. 22 (at death), bi (but there is a LOT of internalized homophobia due to the time period, he has a hard time accepting it), male (he/him).

a-qing: pretends to be blind so she can steal money, likes to curse and fight. 12, i won’t be shipping her, female (she/her).

mo xuanyu: too gay to function, actually deserves better. 25-ish, GAY, male (he/him).

nie mingjue: he died because he got too angry and that’s all you need to know. 31-ish, bi (but with a lot of internalized homophobia, would have a hard time acknowledging it), male (he/him).

fukase: snarky android kid who will not stop sticking his tongue out. made to look 16, bi/ace, male (he/him).

jack: winter spirit who likes to have fun and have more fun. appears 14, questioning, male (he/him).

monika: she has 3 verses and it varies wildly from verse to verse so ask me about it personally or don’t. 18, bi, female (she/her).

yuri: delinquent teenager who believes that he can do nothing to make life less shit until suddenly he doesn’t. 17, bi, male (he/him).

KT: small experimented-on girl who wants to see the world and make friends! 13, lesbian (will NOT be shipped with muses over 15), female (she/her).

#her SISTER was a WITCH! RIGHT? ;; OOC #long post

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