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saerins Ā· 1 month
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omg hi! šŸ˜­ Iā€™m back,šŸ˜ˆ I was laughing myself off when I saw the chinga tu madre so here we go!
ā€¢Chinga tu madre is actually a Mexican idiom, chinga doesnā€˜t have an exact translation but it could be like ā€œFuck ur momā€ (tu madre= ur mom) it is a way to insult ur mother or sent someone to the shit. The reason why you probably heard abt it b4 itā€™s bc it is the typical Mexican insult.
|-> in Hollywood they use mostly Mexican insults when they want to say that a character speaks Spanish (racist or xenophobic if u think lol) some examples are: Valeria Garza (Mexican) from call of duty, Gloria Delgado (Colombian) from Modern Family, Dora (Mexican) the explorerā€¼ļø or Pablo Cavazos from BLLK who is Argentinian (the multicolor haired guy) ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹
ā€¢ ā€œTu madre es loca/ tu madre es una locaā€ it is in fact that ur mother Is crazy šŸ˜­ for example, Eita could say to y/n: ā€œLa hijueputa (the slut) de tu mamĆ” (of ur mother) estĆ” loca (is crazy)ā€ which means her mother need to go to the psychiatrist urgently!!!šŸ¤“
So, today Iā€™m going to teach how do we call the parts of ur body! šŸ’‹
ā€¢Pene: Its literally penis
/-> but we have better ways to call it. šŸ˜ˆšŸ”„šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ˆ
ā€¢Polla- exact translation of cock! To the animal and also the deck šŸ˜ fex: ā€œLa polla de Sae es tan grandeā€-ā€œSaeā€™s cock itā€™s so bigā€.
ā€¢Berenjena, itā€™s literally the veggiešŸ†šŸ˜­
ā€¢Pito- Argentinian one. Fex: ā€œsu pito era tan pequeƱoā€ - ā€œhis dick was so smallā€
ā€¢Chimbo- Colombian one. Fex: ā€œQue chimbo tan grandeā€- ā€œwhat a big dickā€
ā€¢Vagina: Vagina, the difference is that in English u spell it like vayaina and in Spanish itā€™s like vahina.
/-> CoƱo: itā€™s like pussy, but u also can use it to swear. Fex: ā€œCoƱo!ā€ - ā€œFuck!ā€ But if u wanna say that someone itā€™s a pussy the best option is ā€œeres un maricaā€ that itā€™s like ā€œyouā€™re a sissyā€. Sexual example: ā€œSae hace que mi coƱo se ponga mojadoā€ (me fršŸ˜) ā€œSae makes my pussy wetā€
/-> Concha: Cunt. Idk how we call it in English but concha itā€™s literally šŸššŸ˜­ ā€œSae me pone mojada la conchaā€ ā€œSae makes my cunt wetā€
Thatā€™s all for today! Also, the chapter was so good šŸ˜­I hope u recovered well from the cold or any illness u had also I wish u have a nice week!ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹ if yā€™all have any other question just let me know ;) kisses for everyone!
-šŸš
tw nsfw zone guys hahahaha
spanish lessons fr I READ YOUR TEACHINGS MORE RELIGIOUSLY THAN ANYTHING ELSE <3 youā€™re very knowledgeable about the usages too :ā€™) there you go truck kun nonnie !!!
omg not you teaching us body parts now !! (iā€™m so ready for this) because i want saeā€™s berenjena <3 LA POLLA DE SAE ES TAN GRANDE YES YES YES <3 stop youā€™re making me a menace with these šŸ˜­ (but donā€™t stop) the pussy one !! me too nonnie !!! sae hace que mi coƱo se ponga mojado too šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤ sorry in advance if i say this wrong but - ynā€™s mother esta concha >:( itā€™s probably wrong but šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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saerins Ā· 2 months
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Yooo i have more teaching 4 yallšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽBAHSHAHAHAA OK, Itā€™s actually funny that the swearing stuff is easier than other words but letā€™s gošŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³
Yk that once Y/nā€™s mother almost called her a whore, well in Spanish you have two options to call Mirin like that instead šŸ¤©: ā€œPutaā€ would be the translation of ā€œslutā€ synonym of whore, thereā€™s ā€œProstitutaā€ that itā€™s another way to call someone as a sex worker, exact translation of ā€œprostituteā€.
Example in sentence:
ā€œMirin es una putaā€-ā€œMirin is a whoreā€. šŸ¤“
We know that Y/N and Eita were fwb right?? Well, in Spanish it would be something like ā€œAmigos (friends) con (with) derechos (benefits)ā€ but actually ļ漚Ÿ¤“ā˜ļø derechos itā€™s not the exact translation of benefits, ā€œderechosā€ is the exact translation of rights! The translation of benefits is ā€œbeneficiosā€ but it sounds better when we say it with ā€œderechosā€. (Ik this one itā€™s a little hard but it all depends on the context!)
And for the last one, if what you wanna see is a Y/N swearing her ass off in Spanish there are some examples:
ā€œShit!ā€ - would be like ā€œMierda!ā€
ā€œFuck!ā€ -would be like ā€œJoder!ā€ This one depends on the country, the ones who say this mostly are the people who live in Spain. (Sae would know abt this one)
Thatā€™s all! Happy weekend yall šŸ’‹!
-šŸš (ā€œarrozā€ is ā€œriceā€ in Spanish)
ITS SPANISH LESSON TIME GUYS !!!!
omg puta !!! i know puta !! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ i love how youā€™re breaking down the usage of these two words šŸ˜©
ahhh okay i get it, i would like to be amigos con derechos with sae :D hehehehe (sorry idk how to sentence properly šŸ˜­)
lmao yn swearing at every single inconvenience šŸ˜­ i think if she knew this sheā€™d end up making oliver and the others be saying mierda and joder all the time too hahahaha i think sae hearing her say that would try and teach her more too to give her āœØvarietyāœØ :ā€™))))
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saerins Ā· 2 months
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hiiya! how everyone is talking abt y/n knowing Spanish Iā€™m just here to show you some cute pet names so y/n can call our lovely Bianca like that >~<šŸ¤:
ā€œSapa malparidaā€- we use the term sapa as froggy (in female pronouns in this case, if it were for a male it would be sapo), which means youā€™re a fucking frog bc u jump into where no one called ušŸ˜˜ and malparida which means your mother didnā€™t give you a birth right. I mean, imagine not being even able to born right šŸ™„šŸ™„
ā€œHijueputaā€ Sae would know abt this one, itā€™s like a short way of saying ā€œHijo de putaā€ in this case itā€™d be ā€œhija deā€ bc is a female! This one is like when the Americans say Son of a bitchšŸ«”
ā€œPerraā€ This one is easy! Itā€™s a lovely form of saying that our pretty girl Bianca if a bitch.
Interact for more translationšŸ˜˜šŸ˜˜šŸ˜˜ love ya! (ALSO MAY I CLAIM A EMOJI?šŸ„¹ it could be this one šŸšbc idk I like rice)
OH WOW hahahah omg nonnie iā€™m saving all these in my notes šŸ˜­ dying at the way you came up with names to call bianca šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ like maybe iā€™ll just use it irl too :D are these all common curses hahahahaha i love them :ā€™) ILL ALWAYS BE UP FOR MORE >:)
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saerins Ā· 1 month
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HAHAHAHA YOU ACTUALLY WERE PRETTY CLOSE WITH THAT ONEšŸ˜­ I love how everyone actually likes my translationsā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹šŸ„¹
I think u wanted to say that y/nā€™s mother is a pussy (if u did not just correct me :>), it is not in fact ā€œy/nā€™s mother estĆ” conchaā€ and Iā€™ll tell you why :D! (But very good trial šŸ˜­šŸ’œ)
ā€¢Ok there is a whole thing abt the verbal times in Spanish (if yā€™all donā€™t know Spanish is one of the most difficult languages since it has a lot of grammatical stuff, so yall and Sae are very smart to understand at least a little of it!) itā€™s kinda complex to explain it buut here we go:
-If we wanted to say y/nā€™s mother is a pussy we could say y/nā€™s mom ā€œes una maricaā€ first, why not ā€œestĆ”ā€? Bc when you say estĆ” youā€™re saying that it is something that itā€™s happening right now, simplified, The verb estĆ” is used to describe temporary states.
ā€¢(Fex: Eita estĆ” (is) muriendo (dying) de celos (of jealousy)).
Instead, ā€œesā€ is used to describe permanent states or states that last a long time. (To be easier to understand, take this shit like the verb to be in English!)
ā€¢Finally, why marica instead of concha? Bc we usually donā€™t use concha to insult somebody, you can swear with it like the Argentinians do (ā€œla concha de mi madreā€ itā€™s literally the pussy of my motheršŸ˜­ but theyā€™re not saying their mother itā€™s a pussy, itā€™s just a swearing out of a exasperating situation.) so it sounds better if we call her ā€œmaricaā€ in a way sheā€™s a fucking pussy for not knowing how to treat her daughter properly! >:(
-ALSO I AGREE WITH THE DETAILS OF WHAT SAE IMAGINED WHEN HE WAS HELPING HIMSELF šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ that polla Its so big Ik for sure. šŸš
hehehe everyone here loves your spanish lessons nonnie <3 please i feel so pathetic for that lmao šŸ˜­ i was trying my bestest :ā€™))) hahaha i am seated for the lesson !! (sorry i was too sleepy earlier)
omg !! okay yeah i understand more now about the esta (i tried to google but it wasnā€™t giving me anything lol) ty my life saver :ā€™) so itā€™s something used for situations with like a current action ? :o idk if iā€™m understanding this right rip hahahaha and ah !!! marica for insults to replace concha that one i got >:) hehe thanks to you iā€™ll be swearing fluently in spanish soon šŸ«” IWOWLA
his polla is the biggest !! we know it !! iā€™m on it as we speak ;)
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saerins Ā· 2 months
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omg i didnā€™t thought yā€™all would actually like my translationsļ漚Ÿ˜­ Iā€™ll give u more in these daysšŸ«”
-šŸš
WE LOVE IT NONNIE <3 no pressure hehe weā€™re all your students now <3
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