omg hi! š Iām back,š I was laughing myself off when I saw the chinga tu madre so here we go!
ā¢Chinga tu madre is actually a Mexican idiom, chinga doesnāt have an exact translation but it could be like āFuck ur momā (tu madre= ur mom) it is a way to insult ur mother or sent someone to the shit. The reason why you probably heard abt it b4 itās bc it is the typical Mexican insult.
|-> in Hollywood they use mostly Mexican insults when they want to say that a character speaks Spanish (racist or xenophobic if u think lol) some examples are: Valeria Garza (Mexican) from call of duty, Gloria Delgado (Colombian) from Modern Family, Dora (Mexican) the explorerā¼ļø or Pablo Cavazos from BLLK who is Argentinian (the multicolor haired guy) ā¤ļøāš©¹
ā¢ āTu madre es loca/ tu madre es una locaā it is in fact that ur mother Is crazy š for example, Eita could say to y/n: āLa hijueputa (the slut) de tu mamĆ” (of ur mother) estĆ” loca (is crazy)ā which means her mother need to go to the psychiatrist urgently!!!š¤
So, today Iām going to teach how do we call the parts of ur body! š
ā¢Pene: Its literally penis
/-> but we have better ways to call it. šš„šš
ā¢Polla- exact translation of cock! To the animal and also the deck š fex: āLa polla de Sae es tan grandeā-āSaeās cock itās so bigā.
ā¢Berenjena, itās literally the veggiešš
ā¢Pito- Argentinian one. Fex: āsu pito era tan pequeƱoā - āhis dick was so smallā
ā¢Chimbo- Colombian one. Fex: āQue chimbo tan grandeā- āwhat a big dickā
ā¢Vagina: Vagina, the difference is that in English u spell it like vayaina and in Spanish itās like vahina.
/-> CoƱo: itās like pussy, but u also can use it to swear. Fex: āCoƱo!ā - āFuck!ā But if u wanna say that someone itās a pussy the best option is āeres un maricaā that itās like āyouāre a sissyā. Sexual example: āSae hace que mi coƱo se ponga mojadoā (me frš) āSae makes my pussy wetā
/-> Concha: Cunt. Idk how we call it in English but concha itās literally šš āSae me pone mojada la conchaā āSae makes my cunt wetā
Thatās all for today! Also, the chapter was so good šI hope u recovered well from the cold or any illness u had also I wish u have a nice week!ā¤ļøāš©¹ if yāall have any other question just let me know ;) kisses for everyone!
-š
tw nsfw zone guys hahahaha
spanish lessons fr I READ YOUR TEACHINGS MORE RELIGIOUSLY THAN ANYTHING ELSE <3 youāre very knowledgeable about the usages too :ā) there you go truck kun nonnie !!!
omg not you teaching us body parts now !! (iām so ready for this) because i want saeās berenjena <3 LA POLLA DE SAE ES TAN GRANDE YES YES YES <3 stop youāre making me a menace with these š (but donāt stop) the pussy one !! me too nonnie !!! sae hace que mi coƱo se ponga mojado too š¤¤š¤¤ sorry in advance if i say this wrong but - ynās mother esta concha >:( itās probably wrong but ššš
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Yooo i have more teaching 4 yallšššBAHSHAHAHAA OK, Itās actually funny that the swearing stuff is easier than other words but letās goš„³š„³š„³
Yk that once Y/nās mother almost called her a whore, well in Spanish you have two options to call Mirin like that instead š¤©: āPutaā would be the translation of āslutā synonym of whore, thereās āProstitutaā that itās another way to call someone as a sex worker, exact translation of āprostituteā.
Example in sentence:
āMirin es una putaā-āMirin is a whoreā. š¤
We know that Y/N and Eita were fwb right?? Well, in Spanish it would be something like āAmigos (friends) con (with) derechos (benefits)ā but actually ļ漚¤āļø derechos itās not the exact translation of benefits, āderechosā is the exact translation of rights! The translation of benefits is ābeneficiosā but it sounds better when we say it with āderechosā. (Ik this one itās a little hard but it all depends on the context!)
And for the last one, if what you wanna see is a Y/N swearing her ass off in Spanish there are some examples:
āShit!ā - would be like āMierda!ā
āFuck!ā -would be like āJoder!ā This one depends on the country, the ones who say this mostly are the people who live in Spain. (Sae would know abt this one)
Thatās all! Happy weekend yall š!
-š (āarrozā is āriceā in Spanish)
ITS SPANISH LESSON TIME GUYS !!!!
omg puta !!! i know puta !! šš i love how youāre breaking down the usage of these two words š©
ahhh okay i get it, i would like to be amigos con derechos with sae :D hehehehe (sorry idk how to sentence properly š)
lmao yn swearing at every single inconvenience š i think if she knew this sheād end up making oliver and the others be saying mierda and joder all the time too hahahaha i think sae hearing her say that would try and teach her more too to give her āØvarietyāØ :ā))))
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hiiya! how everyone is talking abt y/n knowing Spanish Iām just here to show you some cute pet names so y/n can call our lovely Bianca like that >~<š¤:
āSapa malparidaā- we use the term sapa as froggy (in female pronouns in this case, if it were for a male it would be sapo), which means youāre a fucking frog bc u jump into where no one called uš and malparida which means your mother didnāt give you a birth right. I mean, imagine not being even able to born right šš
āHijueputaā Sae would know abt this one, itās like a short way of saying āHijo de putaā in this case itād be āhija deā bc is a female! This one is like when the Americans say Son of a bitchš«”
āPerraā This one is easy! Itās a lovely form of saying that our pretty girl Bianca if a bitch.
Interact for more translationššš love ya! (ALSO MAY I CLAIM A EMOJI?š„¹ it could be this one šbc idk I like rice)
OH WOW hahahah omg nonnie iām saving all these in my notes š dying at the way you came up with names to call bianca šš like maybe iāll just use it irl too :D are these all common curses hahahahaha i love them :ā) ILL ALWAYS BE UP FOR MORE >:)
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HAHAHAHA YOU ACTUALLY WERE PRETTY CLOSE WITH THAT ONEš I love how everyone actually likes my translationsā¤ļøāš©¹š„¹
I think u wanted to say that y/nās mother is a pussy (if u did not just correct me :>), it is not in fact āy/nās mother estĆ” conchaā and Iāll tell you why :D! (But very good trial šš)
ā¢Ok there is a whole thing abt the verbal times in Spanish (if yāall donāt know Spanish is one of the most difficult languages since it has a lot of grammatical stuff, so yall and Sae are very smart to understand at least a little of it!) itās kinda complex to explain it buut here we go:
-If we wanted to say y/nās mother is a pussy we could say y/nās mom āes una maricaā first, why not āestĆ”ā? Bc when you say estĆ” youāre saying that it is something that itās happening right now, simplified, The verb estĆ” is used to describe temporary states.
ā¢(Fex: Eita estĆ” (is) muriendo (dying) de celos (of jealousy)).
Instead, āesā is used to describe permanent states or states that last a long time. (To be easier to understand, take this shit like the verb to be in English!)
ā¢Finally, why marica instead of concha? Bc we usually donāt use concha to insult somebody, you can swear with it like the Argentinians do (āla concha de mi madreā itās literally the pussy of my motherš but theyāre not saying their mother itās a pussy, itās just a swearing out of a exasperating situation.) so it sounds better if we call her āmaricaā in a way sheās a fucking pussy for not knowing how to treat her daughter properly! >:(
-ALSO I AGREE WITH THE DETAILS OF WHAT SAE IMAGINED WHEN HE WAS HELPING HIMSELF šššš that polla Its so big Ik for sure. š
hehehe everyone here loves your spanish lessons nonnie <3 please i feel so pathetic for that lmao š i was trying my bestest :ā))) hahaha i am seated for the lesson !! (sorry i was too sleepy earlier)
omg !! okay yeah i understand more now about the esta (i tried to google but it wasnāt giving me anything lol) ty my life saver :ā) so itās something used for situations with like a current action ? :o idk if iām understanding this right rip hahahaha and ah !!! marica for insults to replace concha that one i got >:) hehe thanks to you iāll be swearing fluently in spanish soon š«” IWOWLA
his polla is the biggest !! we know it !! iām on it as we speak ;)
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omg i didnāt thought yāall would actually like my translationsļ漚 Iāll give u more in these daysš«”
-š
WE LOVE IT NONNIE <3 no pressure hehe weāre all your students now <3
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