#man im so glad i was like '🤔???? wonder what the next event is for the engl ver' and opened it to check

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OH MY GOD EVERYBODY IT'S HAPPENING?!?!?!?! ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMTE STORY EVENTS!?!?!?!? THIS IS NOT A DRILL MAYDAY MAYDAY MOD IS GOING DOWN!!!!!

#i apologize to everybody for who i will become before during and after this event. #WHY THE HELL DIDN'T MY NOTIFS GO OFF FOR THIS #BETRAYAL. PHONE YOU HAVE 3 DAYS TO REPENT OR ITS OFF THE PLANK WITH YOU #oh my gooododddddddododdddd O M H YYHFUC GODODOSJFDKJFDF #if im catatonic for the rest of the week you will all know why #pls pls pls pls PLS engl ver DONT FAIL ME NOW #please give me that spicy spicy stoic and dutiful mc #and comte reading her for FILTH IN AN INSTANT #GOD nothing is better than an es for him thats just #mc: i dont have feelings #comte: (*performing shakira and beyonce's Just A Beautiful Liar*) #man im so glad i was like '🤔???? wonder what the next event is for the engl ver' and opened it to check #i wont be able to read for a few more hours but ughghghghUGHGHGHGH SEROTONIN I NEED IT #okay minnie just pretend you didn't see it #finish your work and then u can bask in your mans #vampires of ages past give me STRENGTH #minnie mumbles #comte propaganda #fangdad propaganda