#matsuko i wish u well

[tsuyokuma]

❛   hush . FROM MATSUKO

FROM:   LOUD & DEAFENING SILENCE hush .   raise  a  finger  in  a  gesture  to  silence  my  muse .

* @bestfriendsclub​

                             * SAMURAI EXTRAORDINAIRE !

        Ask ‘when’s the lunch break’ and she gets hushed — sheesh! Mayu was never an orderly or patient student. She was prone to distractions with her limited attention span, and needless to say her learning habits remained consistent even during her friend’s well-organized weaponry lessons.

        Maybe she wouldn’t be hushed if she hadn’t made so many unnecessary comments during Matsuko’s presentation of a new, immaculately-crafted blade. To Mayu, it was just another pointy, shiny sword, but she’s sure Matsuko shared some important details to differentiate it from a regular ol’ katana ... right? 

        Regardless Mayu quickly delivers one more comment before Matsuko enforces another ‘hush’ .

              ❝  ... so i guess we’re waitin’ another five minutes for th’ break ?  ❞

#𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒉 & 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒛𝒆𝒏. | ic. #bestfriendsclub #shes been the same since the academy #matsuko i wish u well

[yoolee]

Among other things in my clean-out-drafts is a sh!tpost figure skating script, but I can’t draw it for the life of me and really the commentary is just better served as text on pics of the lords in fantastic figure skating outfits. Please if someone wants to draw them in ridiculous glittery bodysuits tag me ANYWAY here is a portion of it

Matsuko: Well folks it is a BEA-U-TI-FUL day here at Divine Rule Stadium, where we are getting ready for the free skate portion of the Sengoku Skate Classic! I’m Matsuko—

Umeko: I’m Umeko, and we are here to dish the dirt on our twelve contenders. Who has the best costume? The most rockin’ song choice? The tightest tush?

Matsuko: We may even talk about their technique.

Umeko: …A little! Maybe! 

Matsuko: First to skate is the master of the triple axel, triple konpei-toe-jump, Oda Nobunaga! 

Umeko: Our boy had a supes controversial program back at the Enryaku-ji, and he really just...well doesn’t exactly ever do the same program twice.

Matsuko: His poor choreographer

Umeko: Nobunaga does what Nobunaga wants

Matsuko: Speaking of--

Umeko: OMG is that jump even legal?

Matsuko: Don’t know! Don’t care! The judges are afraid of him anyway!

Mitsuhide:

(super traditional outfit – white to contrast w/ Nobu’s black and flames, just a few sequins, run-of-the-mill nothing overly flashy) M: A very precise program, very controlled.

U: *nodnod*

Ieyasu:

(ANGRY OUTFIT torn ruffles and such a la our boy Johnny but in olive green ‘CAUSE)

M: This is a skater who is definitely tired of being in the shadow of some of the others

U: Expect big things! … Kind of an angry music choice, isn’t it?

M: I think maybe boy’s got some stuff to work out…

U: But in the meantime he is Working. It.

Mitsunari:

(Classic, bowtie or tie style, black and white MAYBE a bit of midnight blue, no sparkles)

U: You know, he once got banned for arguing with the judges over a fellow skater’s technical scores

M: I mean, he was right, but, yeah they don’t like that

Inuchiyo

(Fantastically floral, a la his waist kimono)

M: This guy’s got huge jumps, but that kind of power gets hard to control – gorgeous when he lands them, though.

U: *holding sign that says please skate shirtless*

Hideyoshi

(‘character’ costume of some sort, fun, cheerful colors)

U: Hideyoshi is kind of a sneaky skater, don’t you think? He flies under the radar, like you sorta forget to talk about him.

M: For sure he’s not as flashy, but he always puts in a solid performance – he could absolutely end up on the podium

Masamune

(Greeeen, feathers, because feathers, Maybe something like dragon scales)

M: Very classic, graceful skater. He has a very quiet style

U: Who needs depth perception!

M: omg Umeko you can’t just say that*

(*Note, OP has no depth perception)

Kojuro

(Puffy Coach jacket, kiss n cry pass around neck)

M: The retired, multi-time CHAMP!

U: He coaches Masamune and Shigezane now, but boy we wish he’d come back

M: He really knew how to pack the points into a program, you’ll see that with his skaters too.

Shingen

(Puffy coach jacket, kiss’n’cry pass around neck, but also flashback to FANTASTIC sequin covered body suit)

M: Another retired champ, known for being a big, bold skater

U: And brave enough to rock the sequin-covered body suit!

Kenshin

(IT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS whatever it is, peacock feathers, glitter, diamond choker and flowers)

M: This skater has it all! Beauty! Grace!

U: *blinded* so…many…sequins

Saizo

*pops up as an announcer*

M: Wait aren’t you supposed to be on the ice?

S: No. *smile*

U&M: *nervous laughter*

S: Don’t forget to stop by our sponsors. And spend all your money.

Yukimura

(something simple, probably black pants and orange top)

U: Our guy’s an ex hockey player, and it shows!

M: Super athletic, has the jumps down but not the delicate edgework yet

(Kansuke drives the zamboni)

#slbp #samurai love ballad party #slbp nobunaga #nobunaga #oda nobunaga #sssssh posting at its finest #I may post the rest we'll see #this is my brain #and we wonder why I'm a mess SIGH #randomhc