#me: you are your wives' puppet in all things including this you absolute caricature of a man

[english-mace]

don't mind me just gonna be out here titling the climax chapter of my book 'dominus tecum' and giggling to myself

#am I bastardizing the lord's prayer to lampshade my villain? yes absolutely #always #i am your king i am your god i have usurped mary and am eating your sacred dead #says henry viiith #me: you are your wives' puppet in all things including this you absolute caricature of a man #and catherine of aragon had more claim to your throne than you did #so sit down #dissolve into ectoplasm #and get your horrid lich fingers out my main character's skull #(he will not) #(that will take two more books to achieve after the events of Dominus Tecum) #(WHOOPS)