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Jellycat Review: Onyx Dragon (huge) 🎀

When I first saw this guy at work, I immediately put him on hold. I just knew I had to have him, as he'd make a perfect companion for my precious huge Snow Dragon... FINALLY he has found his rightful place on my bed, which means it's time to review him!! I simply adore Jellycat dragons, so I truly can't express how stoked I am to see this handsome fellow amongst my collection.

Fur texture: 9/10

Onyx dragon's fur is just incredible. It's sleek, soft, and sooo addicting. The deep, sable fur is slightly reflective, giving it a gorgeous, sparkly lustre that it's cousins (snow, sage, etc.) lack. The only reason I'm not giving him a perfect 10/10 (the softness really is incredible, I can't understate it's appeal) is because of the unfortunate texture of his wings and scales. In perfect contrast to it's silky coat, Onyx dragon's scales are suprizingly scratchy and rough. It really does put a damper on the cuddle experience, but I can't be too upset about it. If only they'd chosen to go the route of Dexter Dragon... sigh.

Design: 9/10

I love this plushie. His adorable, silly snout... His precious paws... His long, handsome tail... I often have problems with dragon plushies, because I find that they're often really overdesigned or far too cutesy. The jellycat dragons just have an undeniable appeal to them, as they capture the recognizable likeness of a majestic dragon without making them too, for lack of a better word, ugly. One of my favorite features are the beans included in Onyx's tummy, which give it a great weight and sound. It's so fun to squish and grab this dragon's soft tum... the only gripe I have is, again, the texture of the wings... yes, the sparkly material is a great visual addition to the overall design, but it comes at the cost of alienating some people (like me) with sensory problems.

Size: 10/10

I personally think the jellycat dragons are best experienced in their "huge" size. They fit perfectly in your lap, are ever so slightly weighted, and are amazing cuddle buddies. I actually own a little Onyx dragon, and I have to say, I much prefer the larger version. It really let's the design itself shine, and makes for such a great companion. This would be the perfect plushie to consider modifying with the addition of weighted beads.

Accessibility:

These things sell for an INSANE amount of money online, which I find SO deplorable. I've seen listings from anywhere from $200 to unbelievably greedy amounts like $700~ usd. It's absurd. These dragons are immensely popular, which definitely contributes to their ridiculous second hand prices, but also ensures that they're likely not going anywhere on the site. If you have to get them online, DO NOT buy them for anywhere near those unreasonable amounts. Wait for drops on the site, or get them second hand for fair prices. Please don't contribute to people who think that they can get away with selling relatively common plushies for insane prices.

Overall 🎀

This dragon makes such an excellent companion that it would be unfair to rate him anything below a 9.5/10. Onyx dragon is simply awesome, from the tip of his adorable snoot to the pointy end of his tail. I would go so far as to say that any jellycat collection isn't complete without him or one of his precious cousins. You CAN'T pass this guy up. Onyx dragon really is the stuff of legends 🎀💖

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Jellycat reviews: Gus Gryphon

This eccentric fellow was released along side Wilf Wolf, and shares a basic body type with him, Bo Bigfoot, and Yani Yeti. I was lucky enough to recieve him as a gift, which potentially softened me to him. Gus has a lot of really great aspects, but he was the least popular out of his mythological brothers, and for good reason.

The specs 🎀

Fur Texture: 4/10

Unfortunately, this has to be said. Gus's fur is offensively bad. How can the same people who released the luxuriously soft Wilfy have made such a preventable error when making this poor beast? The gryphon's pelt is rough, and is just bordering on bristly. It's not soft. It's kind of scratchy. It's terrible. Which is such a letdown, since Bo, Yani, and Wilf are all just fine. Is this what the people of Jellycat think of the amazing creature that is the noble gryphon? How come Bigfoot gets to be softer than my beloved hybrid? It saddens me deeply.

Design: 7/10

Straying from the negativity of our first point, I actually really love Gus's design! His wings, tail, and ears are all positively darling, and his face is simple and sweet. I don't see a lot of gryphon plushies at all, let alone done well, so it's nice to see a good example of how appealing they can be if you get them right! Unfortunately his fur texture, being part of his design, forces me to dock a few points. Not just because of the unpleasant feel, but also because of how goofy poor Gus looks when he isn't brushed. His silhouette is completely ruined if you get this poor guy's fur disheveled, which happens often since it's so long. His awful fur is the only thing setting him back from being up there with the cutest of mythological creatures.

Size: 10/10.

Just like his brothers, Gus is perfectly sized. No complaints here. Refer to my Wilf Wolf review for further elaboration. He makes a great teddy bear, if you can get past his unfortunate fur.

Accessibility:

Unfortunately, since Gus was pretty poorly received, he's rather rare. I rarely see him go for under a $100 usd on the second hand market, which is very saddening. Honestly I have no idea how my friend got him for me, considering how hard he is to find now that he's been retired.

Overall 🎀

Unlike Gustavo Fring from the hit TV series "Breaking Bad," this Gus is unfortunately not perfect, handsome, and beautiful in every way. He gets a 6/10 rating from me. Most of our interactions include awkwardly staring at each other. Every time, I'm like, surely your fur can't be that bad... surely. I'm being dramatic. I bet if I feel you this time, your texture will be just fine. Cue my shudder of horror when I'm reminded how absolutely unforgivable it is. His design is appealing, but it isn't enough to make up for that fatal flaw.

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Jellycat Review: Smudge Lamb 🎀

She is angelic. She is pure. She feels like a cloud under reverent fingertips, and she's oh so sweet. This jellycat is such a delight. From lamb-like softness, to her sweet, demure expression, the smudge lamb is precious through and through.

The specs 🎀

Fur texture: 10/10

This fur is one of the softest, buttery smooth things you'll ever touch. The characteristic smudge collection fur (accurately titled "Beautifully Scrumptious") has a wonderul texture that I just adore. This plushie was practically made to be lovingly caressed and adored, as her soft fur will not dissapoint even discerning plush enthusiasts. I tread very carefully around this darling, as I'm not quite certain how she'd react to being washed. So much smudge appeal comes from their softness...

Design: 10/10

What a stunner! I really think this lamby is one of the most aesthetically pleasing sheeps in the entire jellycat animal kingdom. Her peachy face is simple and sweet, her ears are perfect for cradling in a tender hand, and she looks good in a sitting position or being held upright like a dolly. Her body is squishy and floppy, which makes for amazing hugs. She has the most adorable little tail on her rump that's just so, so precious... what more could you ask for in terms of design? She's flawless. She's loveliness incarnate. Fuddlewuddle lamb wishes he had what she does.

Size: 10/10

Smudge lamb is perfectly sized. At 14" from head to hoof (not sitting down), she isn't especially large or small. She's just right. The perfect dolly size when dangling from the arms, and the perfect little companion when seated. She has some beans too, which give her a hint of presence.

Accessibility:

All smudges are sought after and beloved, so be prepared to see people selling this angel on the second hand market for anything from $40~ to $80 usd. Try to get her at retail price, as she's not retired yet, and hopefully won't be any time soon.

Overall 🎀

Smudge lamb gets a perfect 10/10 rating from me. She's an excellent companion who's so very darling, and doesn't dissapoint. She makes for an especially great Easter gift, as opposed to the more popular Bashful Bunnies. Uniquely precious, I simply adore this little angel.

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Jellycat Review: Bashful Bunny (medium, apple) 🎀

It's almost Easter time. My store has just completed our yearly "Bunny Buy" in anticipation of the influx of Rabbit Enthusiasts. I wade through seas of Bashful Bunnies every single day, and to be honest, I'm not crazy about them. But what's this? A single Bunny in particular catches my eye. It's lime green (green is one of my favorite colors), it has a cute white tail, and its flopped over from a severe stuffing deficit. Apple is one of my favorite words, and this particular beast is irresistibly flopsy, so I'm unable to restrain myself from purchasing my first Bashful Bunny...

The specs 🎀

Fur texture: 7/10

Bashful Bunnies are soft. Their fur is pretty inoffensive... it has a nice, pleasant silkiness that unfortunately gets disheveled rather easily. I can't really rate it too low because jellycat fur, even at its most average, is way more pleasant that the norm, but compared to the "Beautifully Scrumptious" fur of the coveted smudge collection, it's nothing to write home about.

Design: 6/10

Something about the Bashful Bunnies... They're not ugly by any sense of the word, but personally, I'm not super fond of them. Their arms are very thin in person, their faces are occasionally laughably malformed, and their noses are just a bit too big for my tastes. HOWEVER... The brightly colored spring Bunnies of the most recent release are pretty adorable! Their precious white tails add a great pop of contrast, and the vibrant colors just add a special something to their design that I feel the more muted BB's lack. I appreciate their large ears, though, and they're pleasant to hold. Their necks fit well in my hand, and those long ears are great for grabbing and stroking. My bunny is slightly understuffed, which I adore, since slouchy plushies have a great appeal to me. Keep in mind that every bashful bunny has a unique face, so I recommend purchasing in person, if at all possible.

Size: 8/10

Medium BB's are superior to their larger counterparts, in my opinion. They can sit in your hand, provide an acceptable hug, and be carried around easily. They're not TOO small, at a respectable H12" × W5" inches, but they're not particularly big either. A great every day plush that fits in a bag or can be carried around somewhat discreetly.

Accessibility:

As of 2/13/23, Bashful Bunnies are literally everywhere. They're one of, if not the most, beloved and well known jellycat designs, so they're not in danger of retirement any time soon. If you can't find a bunny in the Apple color, they also have Zingy (chartreuse), Fern (a softer, more understated green), and Forest (a deep, darker green). Retail price is $25.00 (all BB's are), and the second hand market seemingly isn't asking for too much. You can find an Apple bunny if you look.

Overall 🎀

I like my Apple Bunny! I liked him enough to buy him, which is more than can be said for literally every other Bashful Bunny. Mine also had a few appealing defects which drew my attention, though, so take my opinion with a grain of salt. This is one plushie I'm not afraid to cuddle with, because I'm not particularly worried about damaging him or ruining his fur. For that reason, I actually spend more time with Apple than I do some of my favorite plushies. Apple Bunny provides a valuable service. It is a thankless job, but an essential one. I can't lay my entire body onto my precious Wilf, for example, what if I crush his fur? His brothers and sisters are too valuable for this task, so it falls to the intrepid Apple to suffer being flattened every night, and shaken violently about like a fuzzy maraca whenever I need to stim.

Overall, I'd rate my Apple Bunny a 7.5/10. Here's a picture of my unfortunate friend. Note the misaligned eyes and the slouch.

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Jellycat Review: Wilf Wolf! 🎀

I remember the first time I saw this guy, when he was released. I knew immediately that I had to have him... His little fangs... His precious paws... his chunky rump... It was love at first sight for me with this delightful doggy, and he did not disappoint. He's the only plush I've ever bought two of.

The specs 🎀

Fur texture: 10/10

Wilf's fur is indescribable... it's soft and silky, almost like real rabbit's fur, and it's so long that it really bulks up his figure, giving him a super plump appearance without making him stiff. In fact, his fur is so soft that I find myself handling him very gently, as I'm terrified of ruining that amazing texture. In my experience, however, he's rather sturdy, has had minimal shedding, and is able to be cleaned with a machine (WILF HATES HOT DRYING MACHINES... AIR DRY OR FLUFF ONLY. Heat will ruin his texture. I learned this the hard way 😢) provided you treat him with EXTREME care. Overall, I'd say his fur has the best texture in the entire jellycat kingdom. The shorter fur on his face and paws is incredibly soft too, and has a nice curl to it...

Design: 10/10

Just look at him. He's so precious. What's not to love about this tubby little werewolf? He is literally shaped like a friend. His little nose and his precious fangs are a highlight, and his ears are so perky and fun to grab. Not to mention, his limbs are floppy! Floppy!! I enjoy giving him a good shake to watch him bounce around and fluff out... shake your wilf. You won't regret it.

Size: 10/10

His size is perfect, at W11" × H9" inches. He's big enough to fill out a hug, but not big enough to be an inconvenience when carrying. He's not very heavy, but the beans in his booty do give him some weight.

Accessibility:

I will never understand why they decided to retire this fellow. As one of the most popular jellycats (and for good reason), he is now even more sought out than he originally was. While his asking price was $45.00 usd, he's currently listed on the second hand market (as of 2/12/23) for anywhere from $75.00 to $180.00 usd... sad! While I think he's absolutely a wonderul, perfect, amazing, adorable, worthwhile purchase, I don't know if he's worth $200~ dollars... If you have the money and you want him (as you should), try to buy him for a reasonable price.

Overall 🎀

Wilf has earned the prestigious title of Mikey's Fav, and for good reason! He's well designed, has a great texture, and is the perfect size for even perfect-er hugs. Jellycat struck gold with this precious lad, and I'll never, ever forgive them for sending him to the shadow realm. If I had my way, every human being on earth would be equipped with a standard issue Wilf Wolf for emotional support. Mental illness rates would plunge. World peace would finally be achieved. Society would finally heal. I hope one day I can procure a THIRD Wilf Wolf, so I can keep one trapped in a prison of glass to forever remain perfect and pristine, and love the hell out of the other two.

Overall I give Wilfy a perfect 10/10 rating! I will now attach a picture of my personal Wilf Wolf.

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🎀 Greetings and salutations!! I'm Michelangelo (you can call me Mike or Angel!) and I 💖 love 💖 jellycat plushies!!

About me...

I'm a 20 year old transmasc and I use it/it's and he/him pronouns

I'm a little in a DID system!!

I have the incredible privilege of working at one of the rare small businesses that sells jellycats... and yes, I do get a discount!

My main is @wirethroat

I'm making this blog to connect more with my love of jellycat plushies and my collection. I'll be talking about my thoughts on new releases, reviewing plushies I purchase, and keeping track of my collection!

Reviews will be tagged with #mikereviews

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Feel free to send in asks, questions, or just pictures of your own collection! Remember, though, I wouldn't consider myself a "serious collector," so I may get some things wrong... Don't be shy! I sincerely hope you enjoy your stay, and thanks for dropping by 💖🎀 !!

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