#mmmmm..........i think if elon musk bought the website it would permenantly crash on accident. if it ever regained functionality there would

[the-trans-dragon]

Tumblr broke and won't scroll. I have 2 posts on my dash and that's all of Tumblr. I can't even see the bottom one because a pair of fucking teeth are blocking it and I cant scroll because that's the end

#sorenhoots #honetly like. CAN staff even Twitterize this site? like. i know theyve made prfit but like...they do not even have function stuff. #oh my god. capitlaism doesnt require function. proof: iPhones. #oh no. #mmmmm..........i think if elon musk bought the website it would permenantly crash on accident. if it ever regained functionality there would #always be a huge weird thing like Everything Mirror Imagine. everyone making memes like “me logging into tumblr” and its a mirror. #this probably is a homestuck plot or something so theyd gloat about it. someone would make a meaningful post about 'we only see ourselves #in mirrors. now we see everyone like that. every selfie you see is the TRUE sense of self--the OP but in reverse. and someone would argue #about different apps and filters. someone would add the tubby custard photo and say 'the TRUE chicken nuggets' #anyways lol. i think there is probably like...a very small number of staff who actually keep the website functioning. albeit like a rube #goldberg machine. its like a website remade into a club house using duct tape remade into a website using superglue.