#monoma trying to compliment izuku but it comes out as “i hate your stupid face stop looking at me”

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one of my favorite "out of the norm for fanon monoma" monoma headcannons is that he CANNOT flirt. at all.

a lot of people look at sly or cocky characters as absolute rizz gods which is fair most the time but we never actually see monoma flirt with anyone.

I think he knows how to be mean/annoying to an extraordinary level but just cannot flirt or give good compliments for the life of him.

my best canon example of this is that one time kendo was getting ready for that beauty pageant and monoma saw her and basically was like "lmao you actually look nice for someone who's so violent" (he had to verbally clarify that that was a compliment)

i also think he can't handle being flirted with or being given compliments. mostly because i like the idea of this asshole who is normally really smart with his words go like "uuhhh emr uhm errm erm uh ahahah uhhhh thanks hhhhahhahahahahhah uhhmmmm" but also because he probably doesn't get genuinely complimented a lot.

#monoma #monoma neito #neito monoma #maybe i just like the idea of flustered monoma idk #he flirts by being mean #he thought he could handle being flirted with by girls but it turns out hes just gay #i bet you his hands get really sweaty when he nervous too #he will refuse to touch people when hes nervous bc hes scared they will be like #“oh ew ur hands are so fucking sweaty jesus christ” #bro out here wiping his hands on his shirt like his life depends on it #this idea applied to monodeku is funny as shit #monoma trying to compliment izuku but it comes out as “i hate your stupid face stop looking at me” #and when izuku compliments him hes like “uh thanks i mean fuck you i mean uh shut the fuck up i hope you die” #and internally hes like “WAAUUUUGGGHHHH WAAAHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAUUGGHHGGHGHGHGHHHHHGHHHG” #the autism does not help with his flirting skills either