#moral of the story : dont delude yourself into thinking you can dance 🙅🏼‍♂️

[martinmynster]

life could be dream ? well life could be nightmare too

#see what happens when you're stalling taking a shower for hours after trying to learn the choreo to Rover and failing miserably #what happens is that a big spider will start crawling on the slanted wall right above your face #now you're gonna want to roll on your side to escape the immediate danger not thinking about the consequences of that move #the consequences of that move being that said spider when you will turn around to check on it will have vanished #vanished in a region most critical that is to say the bed you sleep in #in fact the bed you should've been deep alseep in for several hours now since you are working tomorrow #and have been skipping work for two days already #so what one does at this point is equip up and go on a search party before the girl gets lost in the sheets for real right #but what if our leggy friend is nowhere to be found after 20 minutes what do you do then ? #you sleep in da spidey sheets that's what adults do but you'll be damn sulky about it that i can tell you #girl the room is big enough for 2 of us for 20 of us even why didn't you pick a corner and stayed there ??? #now you're gonna get crushed im gonna curse at the wind and the mosquitoes will feast on me there's no winner #my one saving grace is not having hair i've heard too many stories about where you girls like to hide #moral of the story : dont delude yourself into thinking you can dance 🙅🏼‍♂️