#morphling is an extra $40. it’s just a couple t3s dissolved in white gatorade

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I still cackle about that hypothetical Baby Book theme park that ppl were saying was going to happen in like 2012. u go there and immediately either step on a landmine or get bitten by a rabid raccoon honestly tame compared to public transit in Toronto

#although that would be such a funny bit. like charging travel bloggers $80 for a bowl of gruel and squirrel meat #that immediately makes them violently ill and park security just takes them to a random shack and lays them on the kitchen table overnight #morphling is an extra $40. it’s just a couple t3s dissolved in white gatorade #angry white lady youtube video titled ‘DO NOT DRINK THE CREEK WATER AT THE PANEM EXPERIENCE™️’ #and a clickbait thumbnail w her soccer team of children covered in coal dust with ‘HE CONTRACTED TUBERCULOSIS!’ superimposed on them #thg