#my cousin just bought a bunch of like. gag/prank toys and stuff

[apollos-boyfriend]

god made me be an only (slash youngest) child bc she knew i’d be too powerful as an older brother

#icarus speaks #my cousin just bought a bunch of like. gag/prank toys and stuff #and one of them was a pen that gives you a little shock when you try to press it down #except he was too scared to test it #so i just did an entire like 10 minute long bit of testing it myself and pretending like it wasn’t working #fully shocking myself like. 8 times. while outwardly going ‘no i swear it’s not working. maybe it came broken or were missing something idk’ #all for the payoff of having him dejectedly press it believing it was a dud #only for it to shock him and for him to SHRIEK and nearly toss it across the room #do u know how much power i would have if i could do this 24/7. i’d be unstoppable