#my coworker asked me apropos of nothing if I would like to drop acid with him and I politely declined.

[softly-and-suddenly]

If I eat an entire wheel of Cotswold double Gloucester with onion and chives, I really feel in my heart that I will be able to read the Voynich Manuscript

#I just started a new job as a cheese monger. I ate like five different kinds of Asiago today and I couldn’t tell the difference #between cheeses anymore. it’s like how you’re supposed to snort coffee grounds between wine tastings to keep your palate or whatever. #Anyway my coworker turns to me and says ‘You wanna try some real shit’ and I really thought that this interaction was going to #follow the same lines as when I got my first ever job at the beginning of undergrad and my second breakfast shift at 6:30 in the morning #my coworker asked me apropos of nothing if I would like to drop acid with him and I politely declined. #However this cheese monger coworker mine holds out a piece of bright orange Cotswold to me #like manna from heaven. I’ve lost my train of thought here but it’s the best goddamn cheese on the planet send tweet