#my girl only befriends antimonarchical people

[the-friend-of-chickens]

thinking about the girl I was making friends with when I was 14. I spent the recess with her and was excited because I was making a new friend. One day she approached my table during class and asked me with the most serious face ever "Can I ask you something?" And I was so so so nervous thinking she didn't want to be my friend anymore. I said yes, my stomach churning, and she said "Do you support the monarchy?". Girl.

#she didn't and neither do i so it was a win #but i found it so funny #my girl only befriends antimonarchical people