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Can you do a handstand? What’s your most frequently used cuss word? Do you like dancing? What’s the most pizza you’ve eaten in a single sitting? What are some cool-to-remember-but-not-cool-at-the-time near death experiences you’ve had? Do you paint your nails? What color? (Lol have fun with these 🖤✌️)

Can You Do A Handstand– Underwater, yeah 😂, but other than that no

What’s Your Most Frequently Used Cuss Word– Fuck. Sorry. But damn and bitch are used a hell of a lot too. I swear a lot… oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️

Do You Like Dancing– Sorta? Haha, I like the game Just Dance but only with close friends, because I only have the courage to dance if I’m with people I trust, I can’t do it alone. Or when I’m bored during a slow hour at work, I sometimes kind of dance just a little to make my co-workers smile or keep myself awake due to long hours.

Most Pizza Eaten In A Single Sitting— So I used to be a competitive swimer, alright? And when you swim, you don’t realize how like, direly hungry you are until you’re out of the water, an even then it’s ALL THE TIME. So this one time, I was over to my best friend Jess’ house (I actually lived there at the time, but that’s a whole other story for another time), and we made about 3 pizzas, thinking that Jess, her sister, and I were gonna eat them. Her sister ended up simply snacking on popcorn, and I must have eaten almost two of those pizzas myself. It was those Screamin’ Sicilian pizzas, and those things are HUGE. But yeah, I think I was one slice shy of two of those. Jessie finished the rest.

Cool-To-Remember-But-Not-Cool-At-The-Time Near Death Experiences— Ohhhhhhh wow. Okay. Well I’ve been nearly hit by a car more times than I can count. I’ve had alcohol poisioning (not that I really remember, but my sibling Sam was concerned), I had pneumonia when I was little…etc. But the scariest thing was this one time I was at college, and it was the day before I was going to move back home for the summer, so I decided to take a shower. Now, I’m a shy shower person, as most people are. So to avoid people being in the other showers at all, I shower at 2am (also it’s a habit because I shower after I get off work, late at night). Anyway. I was showering at 2am and I was almost ready to get out when my vision goes all spotty. Like when you get light-headed and see little black dots everywhere? That was me, except the black dots kept growing and growing until I literally could not see. So I fumbled around and turned the shower off by just feeling around for the handle. Then I reached for where I thought my towel was. That’s when my legs started wobbling, so I knew I had limited time before I was gonna fall in the shower. So I tried to call for help, but my throat tightened up, and no one was around anyway, even if my voice was working. So I can’t breathe, my legs are shaking, I feel nauseous as all hell, and I can’t see a fucking thing. Eventually, I found a way to sit down on the toilets, which were only a few feet away, and my vision came back after three or so minutes. I was scared out of my mind, but hey, I’m alive now!

Do You Paint Your Nails/What Color— I LOVE LOVE LOVE painting my nails! Unfortunately, due to work, I can’t paint them (it’s a food-safety hazard, the paint could chip off into the pizza). I like to say that painting my nails is the only “girly” thing that I do. I paint them all shades of blue and purple! I do like black, but usually with a bit of other stuff (gold glitter so something to add to it) and I want to find the perfect dark green nail polish that doesn’t take 12 coats to put on. It is my quest in life!

Oh man, these were fun! I tag you @thomas-newtie-gangster again ;) as well as @iamyourbloodydealer @sadsoapart @newtieparker and @endless-shipper-shipping-things

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