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#my new supervillain name is the sinister farmer
Any plans for your next life? Enough of us believe in you as a person that unfortunately you get to join samsara with the rest of us.
Okay, you got me there
My next life will be as an endangered woolly marmot and I will live out the rest of my natural life (6-8 years) in abundant safety, unless my existence is somehow threatened by USDA farm subsidies (which are unfortunately backed by international law)
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