#my runescape bf that i had in 3rd grade so like 2008 had a runescape name ‘mad matt08’ so shoutout to him he was sexy af bc he was a level

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not me going ‘yes !’ bc i’m relieved that i got gonorrhea again last MAY bc that means i’m STILL eligible for the monkey pox vaccine let’s GOOOOO

#stream #swag #like ALAKALAKLSKALDKALDJAKDJAL #it’s only taken me HOW FUCKING LONG TO DEAL W THIS #like i still have TIME #bc i haven’t CAUGHT ANYTHING IN NEARLY A YEAR #so good for me xx #but also i haven’t been having like any sex so there’s that #literally i’m hooking up w this bear tomorrow bc i’m fucking DESPERATE but he does NOT know how to suck DICK at ALL 😭😭😭😭 #like it’s fine i’ve known him for years but he’s ALWAYS there when i’m DESPERATE so #if he could … actually bottom & suck dick id like #date him but #ALSKALSKALSKALKSLA he can barely bottom & can’t suck dick 😭😭😭 but he’s so sweet & handsome 🥰 #god i’ve known him since i was 18 like literally ALSJALSKALKSLAKSLAKSAL #he’s 54 now ? i think ? girl idk i still don’t know his last name #‘mike sooner’ bc his name is mike & he went to oklahoma #i also LOVE love L O V E his name omg i think a MIKE is so fucking HOT #a mike & a jim or a chris omg … wet. matt is ok but i mean .. it’s TRIED #my runescape bf that i had in 3rd grade so like 2008 had a runescape name ‘mad matt08’ so shoutout to him he was sexy af bc he was a level #like 83 & had ‘a lot of money’ [he was actually mid but i had nothing so] ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLA #i- #not the first man i ever went on a date w messaging me as a type this ALAKALAKLSKALSKALDKALSKAL #MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE HUH #yes i’m doing this on crutches no i don’t care yall i had that wet dream out of frustration like last week … indignant