#naruto is freaked the fuck out by the zombie combi but he will not admit it. he is BRAVE

[fauvester]

wait oh my god sourdough au iruka and kakashi are married (and fostering naruto) and kakuzu’s decided, apropos of nothing, really, that he likes iruka and abhors kakashi. he has iruka over for lemonade and cookies and benign neighborhood gossip but threatens to sic his dogs on kakashi every morning

#iruka: i don't know why you dont like mr taki hes a little grumpy but hes got a decent heart! #kakuzu when he sees kakashi: *intense eye contact pops knuckles* #nart tag #kakuzu works from home and he has to amuse himself and he DOES hate kakashi cause hes not a great neighbor #lets the lawn grow out. doesnt take the trash bins back from the road so they fall into kakuzu's driveway #kakuzu sends hidan over to mow their lawn shirtless in very short shorts and invites iruka out to sit on the front porch and enjoy lemonade #and oggle him #just to flex on kakashi #hidan thinks that both of them are horribly boring but he doesn't want to admit that he and kakuzu are licherally just as boring #naruto is freaked the fuck out by the zombie combi but he will not admit it. he is BRAVE #he and team 7 and shika have all kinds of nancy drew adventures..