#neon j wearing the fucking squilliam robe with some slippers meanwhile dj is in shorts and one single sock

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I think it would be funny if Neon J and DJ Subatomic Supernova had a Squidward and Squilliam dynamic

What im getting at here is that they seem like they would be bitter exes lmao

Neon J sees him out in public and is like 'Oh hey, Nova! How've you been?' Meanwhile DJ is practically in his pjs and frantically trying to leave

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OR. The alternative. Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, but specifically from the 2011 show where daffy lives with bugs and they yell at eachother constantly. Mostly bc i think they fit the scene where daffy was snoring super loud and bugs kept trying to throw him outside, i think taz was there also?

(This has nothing to do with the actual ship its just me being stupid lmao)

#bean rambles #i genuinely am surprised nobody has really done this yet #i like the irony of it lmao #neon j wearing the fucking squilliam robe with some slippers meanwhile dj is in shorts and one single sock #no straight roads #nsr #i want people to see this #take one look at em and just go 'they USED to be married' #now one of them has depression and the other is making twice as much money #they still kinda get along yea #1010 is like 'hi ex dad!' and dj cries! #hes fine tho dw #just sad and needs sleep probably #i can only imagine how stressful it is to becoming the avatar of earth #cut this man some slack boys