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[oeldeservesthenorris]

Let me tell you something, Glory Juice Co. , you are missing out on a major marketing opportunity here because if drinking your product has this kind of effect on my precious little wood nymph I would like to bathe in that mother lake

I will take 100000 juices, please

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[hockeymusicmore]

#nhl #colorado avalanche #Instagram #zach parise

[oeldeservesthenorris]

What I need for people to understand is you can be devoted to your team/players, talk smack, good naturedly troll, even actively dislike another team (or fanbase/players) without being a total shit stain of a human and go to the lowest possible denominator in the name of "being a loyal passionate fan."

Captianquinn_ , whomever they are, (great name) has got the absolute correct and only take on this.

Being a decent person takes far less effort than one would think

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[oeldeservesthenorris]

Nature is healing.

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[oeldeservesthenorris]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised him.

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[oeldeservesthenorris]

Watching this mans learn to navigate the gentle art of “happiness” this season like a newborn deer learning to stand has been nothing short of poetry. Maybe the Quinn Hughes Happiness Era was the real friends we made along the way.

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[oeldeservesthenorris]

But have you stopped to consider that these mans are actually pacing themselves to clinch their respective series in truly epic Game 7 fashion for maximum fan enjoyment and drama and so they can extend hockey as long as possible for the benefit of us all because they are truly benevolent heavenly angels and mans of the people?

Some of you clearly can't see the vision (tragic).

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[oeldeservesthenorris]

LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

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[oeldeservesthenorris]

Can you believe we’re all lucky enough to be living through the Quinn Hughes Serving Cunt Era, one that school children will one day study as one of the most culturally significant eras in human history? Jotting down notes for the benefit of future generations.

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[oeldeservesthenorris]

I’ve…..never witnessed someone’s soul actually leave their body before. Until today.

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[oeldeservesthenorris]

Jesus wept.

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[oeldeservesthenorris]

This is the moment that Quinn Hughes either:

a.) is experiencing "joy" for the first time in his life and is confused by the emotion.

b.) just shit his pants because he ate some bad BBQ on Broadway too close to game time.

Really could go either way.

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[oeldeservesthenorris]

Today is 28th April, 2024 and we have footage of King Twink leading his gay army into battle we ride at dawn gurls

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[oeldeservesthenorris]

I don't consider myself an expert at these things but seems to me Seth Jarvis should be studied for anthropological purposes because his lore is fascinating.

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[oeldeservesthenorris]

Expressing my feelings on his playoff lewk will get me put right on a government watch list.

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[oeldeservesthenorris]

He did it for Duke.

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