#nicknames are goldies downfall

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Goldie: listen kid

Louie: call me Louie

Goldie: I’d rather not if I named you I could get attached

#OH WAIT #Sharpie?? #attached. #!!!! #nicknames are goldies downfall #she loves them #and yet they cause her so much trouble #so she will (pretend to) not know anyone by their name #and remaining completely definitely totally unattached #right. #goldie o'gilt #louie duck #aunt Goldie #scheme team