#nicky cursing in italian is my favorite thing

[hotchshands]

my favorite genre of tiktoks are the ones where people will make pasta incorrectly on purpose in front of their italian husbands just to piss them off cause i would totally do that to nicky valentino

i feel like it would go something like this…

mc: hey nicky, is this enough pasta for the two of us?

nicky: yeah that’s fine, toots.

mc: *precedes to break pasta in half*

nicky: what the fuck are you doing amore mio! that is not how to make the pasta!

mc: but i thought-

nicky: you’re doing it all wrong, toots. you don’t break the fucking pasta!

nicky: *moves mc away from the pasta while cursing in italian*

nicky: amore mio, you clearly don’t know how to make the pasta. i’ll fix this. now get out of my kitchen before you destroy more of the pasta.

#nicky tatw #nicky valentino #fictif nicky #fictif nicky valentino #nicky cursing in italian is my favorite thing #jokes on nicky i know how to make pasta at least i think i do #nicky valentino x mc #fictif mc