#not 100% guarantee but i have used this as a low-stakes entertainment strategy for several holidays and it has been a crowd-pleaser

[monstermoviedean]

friendly reminder that the national dog show will air from 12 pm to 2 pm in all us time zones this thursday, november 23. many people of all ages enjoy watching dogs and it is unlikely to incite heated discussions of major world events!

#not 100% guarantee but i have used this as a low-stakes entertainment strategy for several holidays and it has been a crowd-pleaser #the biggest argument it usually sparks is which dog is the most absurd