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#not random unclean ones but i mean i wont kill them
gabescastle · 8 years
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OK SO I LIVE IN MY MOMS BASEMENT RIGHT? SO I EXPECT A MOUSE HERE AND THERE, I MEAN MY CAT JUST WANTS TO BOOP THEM CAUSE SHE WANTS TO BE FRIENDS BUT I MEAN THATS COOL THO. SO IM IN BED AND I HEAR THE SQUEAKS AND I HEAR MY CAT AND I'M JUST LIKE JESUS NOT THIS AGAIN SO I TIPTOE OUT AND THERE SHE IS BOOPING THIS TINY BABY MOUSE SO I'M JUST LIKE AWWWWWWW AND I GET A LIL TUPPERWARE AND CATCH THE MOUSE AND BRING HIM OUT TO THE TREE LINE. THATS WHEN MY MOM AND HER FIANCE GET HOME AND I'M LIKE 'I DID A GOOD!' AND THEN I LOOK OVER AND THERES A BIGGER ONE CLINGING TO MY CURTAINS SO I'M JUST LIKE JFC YOU TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE MIKE ITS COLD OUTSIDE, SO HE CATCHES IT AND GOES OUTSIDE AND HE COMES BACK IN LIKE 'THAT ONE WILL DEFINITELY NEVER COME BACK' AND I'M LIKE ??? HE FUCKING SQUISHED IT WITH A BRICK LIKE OH GOD HOW CAN SOMEONE JUST DO THAT I MIGHT HAVE TO PROTEST THIS WEDDING
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