#now im lounging in my milk bath drinking whiskey from the bottle and smoking the last few spliffs rolled for me :3

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Taking another late night luxury bath and recounting my happy 4/20 I slept in then wake n baked then my sister in law and her cousin came and picked me and my puppy up and we went and got an ounce and coffee and she bought us both such beautiful new pipes!!!! They look like the ocean they're stunning...and then we went to sabias so my puppy could meet her dog and fio was trying to get her dab cartridge out of her pen but she has a funny snail shaped one and we couldn't get it off so my fried ass brain went "bite it and twist it off" and I took one little bite and I immediately had glass falling out of my mouth LMAO Fiona looked at me and screamed "PLEASE DONT SWALLOW GO RISE YOUR MOUTH OUT RN " so I did and then Sabia found pliers and she was able to use the coil(that I exposed by chomping the glass to pieces) to twist it off hehe and I did a bunch of other fun stuff but honestly that was the highlight so funny too me

#just ate that glass so yummy #now im lounging in my milk bath drinking whiskey from the bottle and smoking the last few spliffs rolled for me :3