#now my camera roll has a picture of ratman in it

[flufallo]

Ok, so people are saying 'how the hell are such beautifulness related to such a rat?' refering to the millers, but I don't, and I'm going to tell you my amazing headcannons.

Ok, look at this (warning: your eyes might burn watch out)

Ew.

Anyways, now them:

Much better. Anyways, he only similarity is Brenda's hair colour- it's not even the same shade fgs (mabye the eyes too but we ignore that)

Ok, that proved nothing I'm sorry.

But, my crazy headcannon is that Christine cheated on him with someone who's actually pretty hot (suprise, suprise, nobody blames her) and get pregnant with the twins. W!LL!am Dosent find out until day and Brenda are 8, so starts shouting at her. Christine encourages Brenda to go to her friend's house, and David the arcade (where he met exer :3) and it's not till there 11 that they get that long deserved (for Christine) divorce. Then Linda falls into the ugly ass rats trap and they get married.

There is my crazy thing on why David and Brenda look so hot and there 'father' looks like he was dropped into a skip the second he was born because he was so horrible to look at.

Thanks for listening if you did :)

#jacksons diary #w!ll!am miller #david miller #brenda miller #christine miller #yeh im a little mad #but i could be right? #now my camera roll has a picture of ratman in it #wait- #if he lookes so bad #how did he get 2 gurls to marry him? #including CHRISTINE FREAKING MILLER #mabye he looked okayish before #or his unfortunate wifes dont care about looks or TITLES #*cough cough* homophobic rat *cough cough* #or mabye he just put a spell on them or smthn #someone call jackson #he can kill that bitch in a instant #'sticks and stones may break your bones but words hurt the most“ - jackson