#oh and i went to Stonewall and the only people that talked to me unprompted where this really cute girl selling jello shots

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Idk what it is about me but I exclusively attract people over 40

#mein shit #maybe possibly personal #not even luke suggr mama/papa/guardian types #just 40+ yo randos #one time a man in his 70s dedicated me cover you in oil by acdc #first time i went to a lesbian bar the only person to take me out dancinv was this trucker looking butch in around her 50-60s #there was also that 50 yo dude that grinded on me so hard at a gay club i might as well have fucked him right there #but at leadt after that experience i learned that i could top someone if i wasnt so shy cause i really didnt know my body cpuld do the #things i dod to him while dancing that night #might've scared my cishet friends #oh and i went to Stonewall and the only people that talked to me unprompted where this really cute girl selling jello shots #and this 60+ yo nice lady that started flirting with me on the restroom line #fr man idk what it is about me #and thats just the ones that happened after i was 20 #the funny thing is that i dont think id date over 5yrs older than me and 2 under