#oh to sit down at a table laden with high quality deliciousness.... allowed to go Hog Fuckin Wild...

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

honestly. half the fun of fantasy aus for me is the Food Descriptions

#why yes i WILL spend entire paragraphs going into great detail about characters' meals #ovens and campfires and magic-roasted and festival vendors and cauldrons and- #meats... cheeses... fruits... bread... mead... ale... onions... egg... pastries... stew... pie... cake... etc etc #i could go on forever #i live through writing and one of my greatest and most favorite delights in life is Tasty Food #it shows. it very much shows at every available opportunity #i always get so excited when im reading something and theres Descriptions hell yeah #yes it makes me hungry in a way that i cannot satiate! #because most of those things are Beyond My Grasp! #oh to sit down at a table laden with high quality deliciousness.... allowed to go Hog Fuckin Wild... #absolutely unprompted #im gonna go butter a plain white bread slice and dip it in canned soup #thats as close as i can get! #i need to make a big soup again... i crave Vegetables... #or ohhhh a nice thicc stew... yeah... throw some turnips in... nice soft shredded meat... Spices Galore... #wailing wailing wailing #its a shame that i Do Not Enjoy Cooking!