#okay but I can't get over Taffy riding the high of being catered to during his pregnancy lmfao

[nyssasorbit]

For some reason, I had a dream that Taffy was pregnant and needed specific medication that I, for some reason, was tasked with obtaining for him.

Apparently this also (for some reason) included Fumus being unable to touch Taffy while he's pregnant, and Taffy was absolutely living to tease Fumus about shit during it. I distinctly remember one part of the dream where Fumus said he'd do something for him in hour, and Taffy was like, "Oh...well, a good God could do it in an hour, but a better God could do it in half" (or something like that).

And I guess Fumus was so fucking offended and/or pissed that lo and behold, the task was done in 30.

#nyssa rambles #Fumus #Taffy #get your pregnancy out of my dreams what the hell #why was I tasked with obtaining the meds?? Did you look at me and go 'hey you work in pharmacy!' #Listen bro I don't want to deal with your med nonsense okay #that was a hell of a task #also I got sunburned in my dream #which is a load of shit #I can't even go outside in my own fucking dreams #good lord #okay but I can't get over Taffy riding the high of being catered to during his pregnancy lmfao #boy is digging his own grave for when it's over #ALSO WHOSE BABY WAS IT??? #WAS IT OLIVE'S??? #WAS IT FU #I don't think it was Fumus's actually #1. why would he do that and 2. I think I remember him being annoyed that this was a thing #but still not annoyed enough to beat the living shit out of him I guess #hm