#okay two seperate things but turkey as fuel for fireworks sounds interesting

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where are the headcanon depictions of keith (left 4 dead) with burn scars from his various awful redneck decisions

#l4d2 #3rd degree burns on over 90% of his body TWICE #from turkey and gasoline fireworks #okay two seperate things but turkey as fuel for fireworks sounds interesting #my guy was definitely embelishing these stories at the very least if not completely bullshitting #plottwist: ellis is just extremely gullible and keith was fuckin with him #or ellis was just trying to bullshit stories to lighten the mood but everyone told him to shut up :( #seeing an l4d au got me in a mood lol