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thistledropkick · 5 months

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This twitter conversation between Desperado and Hiromu is from 2018. This was right before that year's BOSJ, which was the first BOSJ they were in together, and what would (technically speaking) be their first singles match.

Desperado deleted this twitter account in 2019 so his side of this conversation doesn't exist any more. Also, Desperado is drunk-tweeting so his tweets have some typos, which I've reproduced in the English translation.

"Well,

Well well

The thing is

I’m kinda drunk

But

I’d say the same thing drunk or sober

I absolutely do not want to lose to Takahashi Hiromu, and to him alone

And so, I won’t lose to him

I did an official interview with New Japan the other day and said this, but I’ll say it again

Hiromu

Because it’s you, I know you’ll see this

This is a declaration of war

I will not lose to you and only you"

"Porque? "

"porque si

estoy luchar en njpw

Why? Because I have no choice.

I’m fighting in the world’s best Jr. Heavy division.

IWGP Jr.

Right now it’s Ospreay,

And the challenger is KUSHIDA.

I won’t make any more mistakes.

Next is youu and me.

At full power.

I won’t losee, to you and only yuo.

And tomorrow’s a 10 man tag but,

I don’t care who beats the hell outta me

As long as it isn’t you"

"Ok!"

"Is that so

Understood

i’ll tenderly make love to you

Only you can kill me,

And only I can kill you

I’m gonna kill you

I’ll kill you"

"Let's live!"

"You look like thatt guy who sprinklles salt"

[note from me: I'm like 90% sure he means Salt Bae]

"Goodnight"

"Sleep if you want

I'm gonna drink a little more"

#el desperado #takahashi hiromu #hiromu takahashi #njpw #my translation #If anyone out there has any old screenshots of Desperado's tweets from his 0_desperado account please send them to me #so I can translate them!#despe hiromu twitter convo series #I will finally start posting these #in anticipation of their upcoming WK match <3 #old despe and hiromu twitter conversations

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thistledropkick · 4 months

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This conversation is from right before their 2020 Junior Tag League finals match.

Desperado:

I'm too excited about tomorrow, and I can't sleep.

My skin's tingling, from the top of my head to the nape of my neck.

Feels like a Stand or a Persona's gonna come out.

Hiromu:

Hiromu-chan can't sleep either----------!

Desperado:

I'm truly happy that I get to fight an incredibly fun guy like you

I'm so excited for tomorrow, I feel like I'm going crazy

I'll show you an intense and painful love.

Will you accept it?

Hiromu:

Sure!

Desperado:

You really are the best.

Hiromu

See you tomorrow, in the ring.

#el desperado #takahashi hiromu #njpw #my translation #The way Hiromu responds to Desperado's over the top grand romantic and or threatening statement with a chipper いいよ！ is just... lol #old despe and hiromu twitter conversations

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thistledropkick · 4 months

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Desperado quote retweets a link to one of the temporarily free matches New Japan puts out every so often (This one is their singles match from BOSJ 25) and remarks that neither he nor Hiromu were in the BOSJ last year.

Hiromu:

Despe, you're only cool when you're fighting me. Por qué?

Despe:

I get more emotional fighting you than those 3K dummies.

Because I never know what you're gonna do, so it gets me all excited.

But hey, what do you mean 'only'

Hiromu:

If you always keep pursuing me and only me, you'll always be cool.

Well, I'm gonna go watch "Crash Landing on You" so don't talk to me any more! Byepoi!

Despe:

But you started this conversation!

If you've got Netflix, watch Dorohedoro!

#njpw #el desperado #takahashi hiromu #hiromu takahashi #my translation #old despe and hiromu twitter conversations

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thistledropkick · 4 months

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Despe: (quote-retweeting a backstage comment where Hiromu nominates himself and Bushi as the next challengers for Desperado and Kanemaru's tag titles)

I hate it

Hiromu:

Eh? There aren't any other challengers so it's fine right? Desperado and Uncle Nobu's fans would rather see a title challenge than you two just carrying the belts around forever right? Am I wrong? 😭

Despe:

g'morning, I fell asleep

"Do fans want to see it or not?" isn't the issue here

"Do I want to do it or not?" is what matters.

Boss and Takagi seem to be getting into it recently, and they'll have more to fight for during the next tour

What I mean is, become an opponent that I want to wrestle

Hiromu:

Good morning! Yes yes, I understand

But you always want to wrestle me

Despe:

I won't deny that

#njpw #el desperado #hiromu takahashi #my translation #Hiromu literally says 'you always want to do it with Hiromu' here but... lol #old despe and hiromu twitter conversations

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thistledropkick · 4 months

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This conversation is from about a week after Hiromu and Desperado's outstanding BOSJ 2020 finals match. During that match, Hiromu gave Desperado a nasty gash on his back.

Desperado:

Well, the swelling on my back from being thrown into the bare corner Death Valley Driver has finally subsided, but

My skin is still rough and itchy.

It's inhuman, being able to do something like that to another human being.

Hiromu:

I hope it leaves a scar...

Desperado:

What even goes on in your mind

#njpw #el desperado #hiromu takahashi #my translation #fyi it did in fact leave a scar #old despe and hiromu twitter conversations

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thistledropkick · 4 months

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Desperado quote-retweeted a tweet about Hiromu's "best entrance" and "best finish" - the match Hiromu choose for "best finish" is his first singles title match against Desperado. In the video Hiromu says "There's only one reason I chose this match - Seeing El Desperado's face when he lost brought me so much pleasure."