#on the other hand s4 martin is my fave martin and YES i know im biased

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Ranking of the entities by how much i, a v arbitrary person who skipped some eps and barely remembers names, care abt the ppl or stuff who align w/ it. Aka how cool i think they (the aligned, not the entity) are

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Exctintion: 0/10 Even if it had avatars i dont care abt it

Buried: 1/10 the guy from the episode Dig had a point (and the coffin is p cool ngl) but like... thats it

Dark: 2/10 when manuela was giving her statement and talking abt all the people from the church all i could think was "lmao that sounds dumb". The monsters are scary tho ill give them a point for that

Desolation: 2/10 jude is hot but eh... i only remember one single ep from agnes' storyline so i cant really count her, sorry

Beholding: 3/10 i hate elias, im not a fan of the archivist and gertrude and basira are badass but not enough to change my mind. If sasha had survived and lived enough to side more w/ it it would have a higher ranking but alas

Stranger: 4/10 nikola had flare, the anglerfish and sarah were p cool but im absolutely neutral abt breekon & hope and i literally hate everything else abt the stranger @ not!them go fucking choke

End: 4/10 love georgie but idk, oliver is nice but his whole thing makes me sad. Im just not enthusiastic abt this entity at all

Vast: 5/10 LOVE simon but that's it

Hunt: 5/10 love the murder club! Id love to join! Love julia and trevor even though i almost cannot understand them when they talk, i think its hilarious how hypocrite their crusade is and they dont even realize!! I think daisy is interesting but mostly post coffin so, 5

Spiral: 6/10 i am In Love w/ michael spiral, helen and the worker of clay are great too

Lonely: 6/10 yes this is only this high bc peter and martin are some of my top faves, sue me. Really wish we could have seen more lonely avatars tho

Slaughter: 7/10 AbsoLutely love the statement where that small village goes apeshit due to that leitner its so fucking good. Melanie is also p great and i love her arc

Corruption: 8/10 far from my fave character but jane is COOL, shes so fucking cool i gotta respect that. And love bombing (despite me still writing that as a half flesh statement) is so so good.

Web: 9/10 annabelle aka THE coolest character in the podcast wins this place for herself (but also if the web!martin theory becomes canon he'll also b here). I dont know if mr spider counts bc it Is a leitner but its horrifying on an efficient way

Flesh: 10/10 TOM HANN! AND THE CARLISLE FAMILY! Are the only statement storyline i care about!!! Tom is Great and everyday i wonder when will we have more of any of them... (also monster pig was cool too)

#statement ends #magnus archives #i thought abt this when i woke up today lmao #sasha's death nerfed the beholding #on the other hand s4 martin is my fave martin and YES i know im biased