#one day i will find a qs romnov title and it will dethrone them all

[nerice]

rating (roasting) my novel titles

(((saw a post like that abt films n thought it would be funny. here's plot synopses also plug plug hehe))))

nerice/black cat story: 3/10 functional but is literally a placerholder title. i hate it here

the rise of azra: 5/10 no points for creativity and spoils the ending but at least its accurate!

lighthearts/nighthearts: 10/10 biased opinion but i am right. superior aesthetics in the soulless department and fun to abbreviate & works perfectly for the two narrative arcs. god tier

shadow revenge: 7/10 sounds like a random YA novel unfortunately but will make you go OOOOH!!! Fuck. at the end when shit clicks & is elevated thru that. also teen me's first novel title i have to like it <3

dream game: 12/10 im a liar i still like lhnh best but THIS TITLE !! is my favourite !!!! the endgame the dream game of winning of succeeding (everybody was hurt in the process) nd specifically on the lucie/faye front (dream games..) IT DOES SO MUCH AT ONCE. impeccable

melody of the doomed: 7.5/10 motd is one of my favourite abbreviations so while the full title is very basic, writing an entire book for the sake of the cathartic linn/faye rematch & titling it like that is so sexy of me

long lost flame: 8/10 THERE IS SO MUCH WARMTH IN IT !!!!! everyone is finally going home and recovering what they lost. i am soft for it, even if i have the sneaking suspicion it was sparked by a hamilton quote gifset (unknowingly) back in the day f.

bonus round: novella, offcanon & au (no placeholders)

white crown: 6/10 sounds very good but has very little actual plot relevance past a single rune/ash thruline. oops

reefair: -2/10 this used to be an oc last name. repurposed into a short story collection title. the point ???????

甘さ: 1(0)/10 LOOK AT LEAST I GET TO BE DISCREET ABT IT. would prefer to find a proper title at some point though if i come up with one for this before qs romnov im killing myself

platinum road: 4/10 but a 20/10 to me song reference title that has simply the perfect vibe and mouthfeel to it despite making absolutely no sense. also very easy to typo as #platinum toad, unfortunately lol

dark maiden: fml/10 as a standalone title it is atrocious. the song line applies to faye but any synopsis makes it sound like it would be about sky. awful we hate that; HOWEVER i am whipped for this song my lifeblood my everything my magnum opus one day ocmv and therefore. it is what it is <3

3 kingdoms au: 5/10 what it says on the tin. would be more upset if 3kau wasn't such a cute abbreviation

the great escape: 9/10 another Basic Music Reference but IN CONTEXT it is perfect <3 abbreviates beautifully, goes so well w tge minor/the quiet place on the side. that album sponsored the screenplay & there is no question abt this being the rightful title of it. taking off one point bc the guy doesn't even escape at the end lol as if i'd let him

rich girl pride: 10000000/10 ultimate perfect title for a qs hsau we stan. i take no criticism thanks for coming to my oc talk

#shadowblogging #NO READMORE WE BE ANNOYING LIKE MEN #also rating this game 💯/10 very fun i recommend everybody do this #one day i will find a qs romnov title and it will dethrone them all #also the fkcin black swan anthology i want it to be a nymphetamine ref so bad but it sucks as a title h #also a/s verse either had the most fucking titles of all (mute city heaven) or [gestures at oqm] well but this list is alrdy too long h