#one is both a himbo and somehow the most sly smug rat bastard you'll ever meet and the other is just insane

[omegapheromone]

I would do anything to get Star Railed by the fine men of this stupid money scam game

#have you SEEN those men though... General Jing Yuan more like Yum Yum Yum what a fine man #gamietxt #I have a LIST. at the top of which in no particular order are Jing Yuan and Gepard Landau and Dan Heng. #bonus mentions for Blade and Sampo Koski too they're my problematic babygirls #one is both a himbo and somehow the most sly smug rat bastard you'll ever meet and the other is just insane #Luocha is too much of a freak and Welt... hopped a few too many universes for me I think #also have you guys SEEN imbibitor Lunae Dan Heng. have you #GOD ALMIGHTY he's a dragon too? on top of just being a fine man to begin with??? #strike me dead now. I won't be able to contain myself when IL!Dan is added to game #I already hate this company for making me unnecessarily desperate for pixels so much but this is a new low I didn't think was possible #at least not possible after my breakdown for another fine male character from a different game. please I'm begging this is going to kill me #I'm just an asocial nerdy NEET that gets stressed out around actual people? attractive pixels are my achilles' heel #I will never find a partner of my own because I hold real people to fictional standards and yes I'm self aware enough to say it #sobbing #this is absolutely my heat talking by the way #oh cruel world #heat 🌡