#one of those times because they broke into the underworld to steal a puppy on behalf of a chickencow

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tbh the "What did you expect?" "I don't know. A hermit or something. Maybe a wise old retired martial artist looking to dispense wisdom with a big stick in the guise of training." "He's two mountaintops over, sorry" exchange is an underrated joke

#dragonfable #needed to check something in the bacon quests for fic purposes and genuinely cracked up bc I forgot about that one #anyways the Theano stuff is SO FUNNY in hindsight bc he's like ''I have the power of Death!!! that makes me unstoppable!!!' #and the hero's just over here. having beaten Death in a one-on-one fight TWICE. #one of those times because they broke into the underworld to steal a puppy on behalf of a chickencow #anyways au where Theano goes ''you cannot beat death!!!' and the hero just goes ''been there done that stole his cloak''