#only YOU can prevent grievous bodily harm to astarion (by being nice to a kid or w/e he's feeling bitchy about in this particular instance)

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love all the posts where people live and die by whether astarion approves of you. like wdym. getting to whine and complain is literally one of his favorite activities. it's actually unhealthy to keep your vampire too overly pleased.

#literally if he doesn't get to complain and roll his eyes at you at least once a day he starts getting antsy. #stops remembering what to do with his hands. panic bites karlach and immediately takes 19 fire damage over 30 seconds #only YOU can prevent grievous bodily harm to astarion (by being nice to a kid or w/e he's feeling bitchy about in this particular instance) #(unless you're bb. you SHOULD freak out because he hates you specifically and is already on his way to dumping ur ass. sorry.)