#or maybe I'm just extrapolating n being a Hater for no reason lmao

[hoodieimp]

Nothing grinds my gears more than people who insist that all cats are Smug Assholes just because they don't behave like dogs

(Spoiler alert: it's because they aren't dogs)

#dizzyisms #this brought to you by: my cousin last night asking why our cat can't 'just learn' not to open the front door n escape #or ''can't you just Train him to stay inside??'' #n when we explain that while yes you CAN train cats to do things #it takes longer bc they don't usually Want to obey #he's all ''yeah because they're ARROGANT!!'' #also went off on a tangent abt how HiS dOg learned not to jump the fence n run off #like. your big doofy shepard mix and our tabby are two Completely Different Animals you dense motherfucker-- #idk just. the attitude of 'this animal isn't Immediately Obedient and Affectionate towards me therefore they're Mean and Dumb' #or maybe I'm just extrapolating n being a Hater for no reason lmao